Fuck you mating season!

Revenge is best served burnt with a side of ice

Hiiiiiii!

Here story!

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Lucy glared at the three idiots behind behind and pointed behind her.

Riiiight at the humungous, gaping hole in the wall.

"Guys." She said calmly,scarring them all.

"Do any of you know what this is?"

Nastu and Sting fell back as Rouge went shadow form and tried to slither away, but Lucy stomped her heel on the corner of his shadowized cloak and kept him in place.

Lucy's expression of pure calmness turned to extreme rage.

"Let me rephrase my question." She growled through her teeth.

The boys shrunk in fear and held one another while everyone else that was in the room was slowly walking out the door with wide, fearful eyes.

Lucy's eyes were dark venomously glared into their souls.

"What the hell is that!" She screamed.

Nastu, like his dumb self, said,"Well, it looks like a hole."

Rouge shook his head while Sting smack Nastu's head and growled,"You dumbass!"

"Oh my God!" Shouted a angry voice.

At the door was the manager of the building, on hisknees crying.

"My building, my beautiful building!" He cried.

"It's not beautiful anymore." Nastu corrected, earning three more smacks and 'dumbass'.

The manager turned and glared at them all.

"GET OUT!"

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"Best birthday ever guys." Wendy sighed at Nastu and Gray, her head was the only thing that popped out of the sand after being buried.

Lucy,Ezra,Cana, and Juvia were looking for another place for them to stay, while Lissana looked for her sister and everyone else.

Wendy glanced at Gray and coughed.

"Gray, your pants."

Gray looked down.

"Shit! Not again!"

He jumped up and sped along the beach, only in boxers.

Nastu grinned evilly at the half naked man run into a public group on the beach and get a purse to the face.

Nastu broke out laughing as Wendy glared.

"Go make sure he's ok!" She demanded.

Nastu gave her the ' are you crazy? ' look and kept watching Gray being beat up by an old lady game.

Wendy pouted and sniffled. "But it's my birthday." She cried.

Nastu froze."Uhgggg."

Sucker .....Wendy thought smugly as the pink haired boy ran towards Gray, who was begging for mercy.

Then a crab crawled in front of her pinched her hair.

"Of F***ing course!"

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"Ok Gran- I mean, miss. Could you stop beating him up?" Nastu ask sadly.

The old lady's purse slammed against Gray's head once more as she said,"Why should I? I know the difference between trunks and undies!"