chapter 8

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“really? well then let me clear the air for you then” joan says exasperated

carci laughed.

“you hair is the same, your eyes are the same, you give off simular vibes, wheather you notice or not you wear things the other one would for example” joan gestured to them 

almost like it was set up the twins look at their own outfit then at the other. carci wore an astronout cat tank top and hot pink shorts and catherine was wearing one of carci’s shirts which was a navey blue shirt that said “keep calm and dont slap the person who’s annoying you” and blue jeans. 

“ok fair on those points” catherine says

“you are really going to make me do this?” joan asks

“oh yeah entertain us” carci says grinning

joan sighs before continuing

“you carry yourselves the same, your voices are identical, both of you wear white converses for some stupid reason, you act similarly, you guys are the exact same hight, both of you carry around the same amout of snark and sarcasm, both of your favorite characters from ads is the green M&M” joan says

“you knwo she’s a lesbian and her wife is the brown M&M?” carci and catherine says at the same time

“... im almost certain you two have some sort of ADHD or something and im starting to think that you two share a brain” 

“twiddle dee and twiddle dum?” catherine says to carci

“twiddle dee and twiddle dum” carci says tapping her nose

“i was thinking more thing one and thing two but sure twiddle dee and twiddle dum works to” joan says

“ok so do you know the differences between us?” carci asks

“yeah” joan sighs already knowing what the follow up question was about to be

“oh joan” catherine says

“entertain us” carci says

joan inhales and goans

“fine lets see. carci owns all the sarcasm shirts, carci would volenteer to wear a skirt or dress and cathrine would much rather be shot in the middle of the street and fed to rats in a sewage system than wear a dress or skirt” joan starts

“she got that right” catherine said

“that she did” carci nods

“catherine’s the more artistically capable twin, carci’s more agressive, catherine has a slight wen kroy accent, carci has a subtle greek accent, carci will unitentionally say something in geek without realising it, carci had peirced ears, catherine wears nail polish, carci’s eyes are greener and catherine’s are bluer.

“true dat” carci says

“are ya happy now?” joan asks

“mmmmmmmmh… fine” carci says

“see, and she came up with that list after spending one day with us!” catherine says

joan awkwardly looks else where. joan had been told that they were gonna be staying there and she was given a breif description of the twins and joan had quickly discovered that she knew more about the twins than they did but she kept quite.

“and i have been going to school with these kids since kindergarten! and yet they can not tell us apart” catherine says

“well karina knows the difference”

“yeah after seeing who reacts forst and how” carci says bitterly

“she really gets under you skin huh?” catherine says

she wasnt talking about todays apearance of karina. Karina seemed to make a sport out of annoying carci. she ahd quickly found out what pssed carci off fastest and made a point to get under carci’s skin every once in a while. 

“are you suprised?” carci asks

“no. concerned. you’re usually better at hiding it” catherine says

“i know” carci says defeatedly

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