God's Blessing On The Mysterious One! (Male ' V 'Reader X KonoSuba!)

Chapter 6: Explosions Galore!; Yo! Angelo!

Days had passed after the cabbage hunt and all of the cabbages were sold, giving Kazuma and the party their reward Eris for the cabbages.... Well, one of them didn't got lucky on the Cabbage Massacre as the goddess shook the counter lady.

" Ahhh, the Perfect Amulet.... It's going to be mine one day... " Y/n said as he stared at the brochure which had the half of the Perfect Amulet on it and said it was being sold for a ridiculous amount of.....

500 Million Eris

" For now, I'll lay off for the Amulet... I'll go find a quest for our daily needs. " Y/n said as he let the brochure fall on the table. " Why do you need that amulet anyway? " Kazuma asked Y/n as he was being curious of the amulet.

" Because Kaz, that amulet is the key to unlock the full power of the Devil Sword Sparda. I don't know why the other half is not there but I'm willing to get the Force Edge, and the other half. Soon, no one! Even the Demon King, will be able to stop us and he will just be a little mongrel for us to slay! Muhahahahaha! " Y/n said as he did a chuuni expression similar to Megumin.

" Please stop hanging out with Megumin, it's affecting your mannerisms. " Kazuma said in a deadpan tone and Y/n stopped.

" Wait, what's the meaning of this?! I only got 50,000 Eris?! Do you know how many cabbages I caught?! It's more than 20! " Aqua said as she shook the receptionist lady more violently. " Uhhh, you see.... What you caught was mostly lettuce. "

" How was lettuce mixed up in there?! "

" I don't even know! Even if you forced me out of it, I wouldn't really know! "

Aqua had enough and approached the two males. " Y/n-sama, Kazuma-san~, how much did you get from the quest? " she asked the two. " Over a million. " Kazuma answered while Y/n kept silent which irritated Aqua.

" Hey! I'm also talking to you. How many did you get?! "

Y/n kept silent for a while before looking away and whistling while saying, " I don't know. " and continued whistling.

'  Confirmed, Y/n is a terrible liar, even Aqua can figure him out. ' Kazuma thought and Aqua shook Y/n violently. " I know you're lying! Just spill it out! " Aqua said as Y/n became dizzy.

" Fine! I got 5 million Eris from the cabbage hunt! Happy!? " Y/n said as he became dizzy and fell down the table. " Hey, leave that poor guy alone will ya? " Griffon said to Aqua and sighed. Aqua decided to leave Y/n alone and then said,

" Kazuma-sama! How should I say this.... You're a great person-! "

" Don't force yourself if nothing good is gonna come out of your mouth. Let me say this first: I've already thought out how to utilize my money, so I won't give you any. "

Aqua stiffened as she was interrupted and then clung onto Kazuma as she lay on the table. " Kazuma-san! I spent all my money I had from the past few days! I thought I'd make a killing from all the cabbages! I owe 100,000 Eris in this bar! I can't pay it off with the bounty I collected! " Aqua wailed as Kazuma is getting angrier at her.

" You were the one who said that we should keep our own earnings dumbass! So suck it up! Ought to teach ya a lesson not to squander your money too much! " Griffon said strictly as Y/n was still recovering. " Please! Let me lend your money! Just 50,000 Eris enough! I know Kazuma's a boy and would do sneaky things at night at the stables sometimes... "

" Hey! Why am I the only one in this?! " Kazuma said to Aqua. " Well, Y/n is a kind boy.... He wouldn't do such kind of thing... But Kazuma, I saw you-"

" Alright, alright! I'll pay for your tab! 50,000 Eris is enough so shut up! " Kazuma said and Aqua stopped sweetly squeezing Y/n's soft cheeks while he was squealing to stop when she was doing it. " You really should have someone manage your money. You always spend it on booze, especially without my guidance. " Y/n said, " Kazuya... I mean! Kazuma, I'll contribute 25,000 so you wouldn't trouble yourself too much. " he added and placed 25,000 Eris on the table.