Punznap/Sapunz oneshots✔️

Just an innocent fanfic right?

Bruh I was reading this amazing Dreamnoblade fanfic on Ao3, and the author (who wrote 6000-word chapters btw) was sorry for "the chapter being short" cause they hadn't been updated in two days and felt bad. While I leave you all hanging for weeks at a time for a 1000 word fanfic, and I sincerely apologize

anyways here's the oneshot :) 

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Punz was sitting in a call with the Feral boys, they were looking through Quakity's Twitter feed while he was screen sharing. They laughed together at the twitter fanfics or written porn as it was better dubbed. Dream and George were currently acting out a dnf fanfic they found, with some exquisite imagery attached. "Ahh- ahh-Dream" George half-laughed half-moaned out.

" What is it baby? Use your words you fucking wh..." Dream trailed off. "Why would I even say that!" he yelled in confusion. "This is so fucking cringy, next" Dream said and they kept scrolling.

"Well here's one, it's Dreamnoblade... so Dream and Techno then," Quakity said. "Yes!" Karl yelled, he had gotten the honor of being Technoblade, and he did an incredible job. Quakity was always the narrator, no one had any objections as his narrator skills could almost beat Markiplier's, almost.

"Dream and Techno sat on the dark obsidian floor, it was hot. Too hot to handle. Well for techno it was. Dream was shivering, he was sitting as close to the lava as he could without hurting himself. Now and then he'd glance to Techno's cape lying discarded on top of the chest with longing in his eyes. He wanted nothing more than to wrap the warm fabric around himself, bury himself in the too-large coat. Yet he didn't want to disturb Techno. The other was writing or maybe even drawing-" Dream abruptly interrupted him. "Wait a second! Why am I the bottom?" Dream asked out of nowhere.

"You radiate bottom energy Dream. Like I can see you top George" "Hey!" George yelled. "Yes George, anyways I can maybe also maybe, possibly, just barely see you be switch with Sapnap, but except for that your a bottom bitch boy" Quakity explained. "Fuck off" Dream grumbled.

"Okay, where were we... ah yes" Quackity cleared his throat before continuing in his fantastic narrator voice. "The other was writing or maybe even drawing, Dream couldn't tell from the angle. He could. However, see Techno's face, he had never seen the blood god this peaceful. He didn't want to disturb the peace over something as small as him being cold" Quakity took a break to catch his breath. He had a habit of talking for long without breathing, resulting in pauses like that, but no one minded.

"It was as if Techno could sense that Dream was staring as he looked up from whatever he was doing, and their eyes locked" Quackity let Karl take the spotlight. "What's with the creepy staring?" "N-nothing, I just-" "As if a cold wind blew through the cell Dream's shivering became visible" "You're cold aren't you?"

"Y-yeah, can I borrow your cape?" "Techno stood up, getting his cape before sitting down by the lava, gesturing for Dream to get into his lap. Dream, though suspicious did what the blood god wanted him to, and Techno covered them both with his cape. "There" "Techno's body was warm against his own, and Dream could feel himself melting into the other. They sat there for a while, not moving not talking, but it was peaceful, Dream was about to drift off when the lava started falling. The two entangled themselves from each other, not very eager to see who came to torture them this time. On the other side of the lava pool, was a face Dream wasn't too happy to see."

"Punz" Venom was dripping out of Dream's voice in real life scaring him slightly, but he ignored it. "Stand on the platform" Punz demanded, trying to stay in character. He wasn't usually part of the stories, just listened to them so his acting was a little cranky. "Tecno and Dream looked at each other, a silent conversation passing between them. Dream nodded and they stood on the platform. Once they were over they saw Sam's body laying there"