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A really haunted house

Twitter: @PhantomsNemesis

OKAY, FUCKERS WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE!! So as you might be aware. I had the #1 spot in the Punznap tag, basically since the third chapter of this ye book. HOWEVER, not anymore! I have been dethroned by a... Dreamnap story *author hangs their head in shame*. Yes, you read that right... a DREAMNAP STORY! This is just unacceptable! Fuckers, we need to fix this, we need to get me back on the throne! So fuck communism for a sec! I shall exploit the system, to the utmost of my capability. I will harness the power of the 1% and I will get the #1 spot back.

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Sapnap knew it was a bad idea to listen to Dream. It always was, but his best friend's plans had never gone this wrong before. Dream had dragged George and Sapnap with him to a haunted house, despite knowing that neither of his friends would take any joy from it.

They still went along after Dream showed his puppy dog eyes, one too many times. At first, it was actually a lot of fun. Walking through the house with his friends, Sapnap had been able to laugh it up. Make fun of the weird graphics, added after the house became an attraction. Laugh at the shitty jump scares, but once he was alone, it all became too much. The anxiety that overtook him made him more skittish and more than once had he screamed at clowns falling out of the wall and dolls with creepy sound effects.

The shadows, all seemed to reach towards him. The flicker of the fluorescent light bulbs seemed to get more irregular like it didn't follow a mechanical pattern after all. "Dream!" he yelled, he was in a dark room, decorated as a bedroom. Lit only by a single green-shaded fluorescent pipe. He must've taken a different turn than his friends and ended up here.

"George! I swear if you guys are fucking with me!" Empty threats. He would collapse in their arms the moment he found them. "C'mon guys! This isn't funny!" He yelled, walking back towards the door. That's when he heard a voice.

"Are you okay?" An echoing voice asked him. He looked up, but couldn't see anyone because of how dark it was. "Who's there?" He asked backing up against a wall. He could've sworn no one else was in the room. "Oh just me, my name's Punz. You were loud so I went to check it out" the person who called themselves Punz said.

It clicked for Sapnap, he was probably one of the maintenance people, the haunted house was an attraction after all, but Dream being a millionaire had managed to book it for a day, no one else was supposed to be there.

"Oh I'm sorry I'll keep it down," he said sheepishly, smiling at where he thought the voice was coming from. "No no, it's fine," Punz said rushed. "I'm not here to quiet you down. I just wanted to check on you" Punz stepped out of the shadow. In the slightly green light, his skin looked sickly pale, almost dead.

"What happened? Why were you screaming anyways?" Punz asked, crouching down to his level, only a few feet away from Sapnap. "I got lost. I was walking in front of my friends, and then when I turned around they were simply gone" Sapnap said, another person being here managed to calm him down.

"I can help you find them if you want," Punz said, offering a kind smile. "I know this place in and out," he said proudly. "Really? So you do work here?" Sapnap asked. "Work here? I guess in a way"

"In a way? What's your job?" Sapnap asked, put off by the weird answer. "I...uh...help people that get lost! Like you did!" Punz said, at first he seemed hesitant, but the happy tone in his voice won Sapnap over. He too sometimes forgot what his job was when people asked him right out.

"Cool, does it happen a lot?" He asked. "More often than not," Punz said with a chuckle hoisting himself up onto his feet. Sapnap was put off by the fact that Punz didn't reach out a hand to help him up, but didn't pay too much attention to it. It's not like he helped up every stranger he met either.