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Staged Kiss

Now that the crackfic is out of the way let's get to the real update of today :)

Oh and hello to that 1% of my readers that are 45+

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"Are you fucking kidding me?" Nick asked as he took a look at the script he had been given. He had auditioned for a role in a new mcu movie starring the young avengers. He was playing the role of Wiccan.

When Nick first got the role he was so happy. There would finally be a gay marvel character in a gay relationship and he was going to be one of them. He was literally making history.

It would be good for his carrier, it would be a good time for him to come out to the public and it would be good for the lgbtq youth.

However, his view on the role changed when he actually read the script. The directors as in many of the other movies had gone full queer bate on Hulkling and Wiccan without getting them into a relationship.

However it was too late now, he was signed to the contract, he had to follow through. "What's up?" His agent Karl asked.

"They went full queer bate on Hulkling and Wiccan," he said in frustration. "Oh... I'll see what I can do, but for now you have a meeting with the cast in an hour so get ready okay?" Karl asked. Sapnap nodded. "Great, I have to take a few calls, your driver should be here in 40 minutes"

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"Okay, I want everyone to introduce themselves, so name and character they're playing," the director said. "We can start with... you" he pointed to Fundy Soot, well known because of his father Wilbur soot, the famous musician and dancer.

"My name's Fundy Soot and I'll be playing kid Loki" he introduced himself. "Great let's keep it clock wise guys," the director said taking out her phone and leaving the cast by themselves.

Beside Fundy was a short man, even shorter than Sapnap himself (how was that even possible?) "Hey, I'm George NotFound and I'll be playing the role of Speed, or Thomas Shepherd"  Ah yes brother dearest.

Then it was his own turn. "Hey I'm Sapnap Armstrong and I'll be playing Wiccan" the head of a man perched up at the sound of his character. He was probably the one to play Hulkling Sapnap thought.

"Hey Dream Wastaken here, I'm playing the role as Noh-varr" Sapnap had worked with Dream before, he was a pretty chill dude to hang with. Maybe a little high on himself, but with his growth who wouldn't be?

"Hi, I'm Nikita Niachu, and I'll be playing Hawkeye," the only girl in the group said cheerily. That was another thing that angered him about the plot, they cut many of the female characters for some reason.

He shook his head paying attention to the last introduction, it was the man who was probably playing Hulking's turn. "The names Punz Adams and I'll be playing Theodore Rufus, better known as Hulking"

He was right, so this Punz Adams was playing his totally straight best friend and nothing more. Great. "Hey," Punz said coming up to him. The actors moved into groups to get to know their new colleagues. Punz had come up to Sapnap. "Hey," he said sounding bored. He kind of was.

People weren't his thing. He reached for his water bottle, but when he turned it upside down the cap fell off and he dumped water all over himself. For some reason that was the start of an amazing relationship between the two.
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"Are we really doing this?" Punz asked as he drove them to the set. Over the six months of working together, they got incredibly close. So close that they in fact caught feelings for each other.