Punznap/Sapunz oneshots✔️

Crackfic

So this is if I was a 12 year old on Wattpad in 2014/15, writing a y/n/Harry Styles, sold to one direction story starring Sapnap as Y/N and Punz as Harry. 

Because we are going full crackfic there will be a huge amount of degradation in this, I am sincerely sorry for all of you.
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I woke up and pulled my messy brown hair backward, I was not like other guys, while everyone else ran around outside with their friends I sat inside gaming. "Sapnap, come down here you whore!" my mom yelled at me. I hated her she is such a bitch, all she does is sit around and drink all day, and she blames me for my dad hooking up with his secretary. (Update Sapnap's dad has made me aware that it was actually his personal assistant, not secretary). 

I stared at myself in the mirror, I was a 3'9 male with a 4-inch waist, my orbs were sparkling brown my hair laid perfectly even though I just woke up. I headed downstairs, stumbling as my foot hit the bottom step. Right as my face was about to hit the ground someone pulled me up. He had the most beautiful blue orbs I had ever seen in my life. "Are you okay?" he asked, his voice was deep and husky, it was like constant white noise in Sapnap's ears and he wanted to surrender to the male right then and there. "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y....es," he said shyly.

"Sapnap get in here you fucking slut" his mother yelled yanking him away from the sexy stranger. "Because I don't have enough money to pay for drugs I am selling you to these men. See you never bitch" she slapped my face hard sending me flying into the wall and I was unconscious.

When I woke up again I was in a room I didn't recognise, the silk sheets were soft and red, and so was the bathrobe they put me in. "H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-ello?" I said weakly, my voice almost gone. "Shhh, baby boy, you're safe" it was the sexy stranger from my house. His blue orbs staring down into my brown ones.

"Wh-wh-wh-where am I?" "You're in my bed baby," he said, his voice sinking a notch. I blushed, but I didn't let him see. I wasn't going to give myself to a man I had barely met. I got up from his bed and ran up the stairs until I was standing at the roof. Tears rolling down my eyes, my mom didn't love me, my dad left and now I'm just supposed to love this stranger I don't even know the name of? I let out a scream and let my heart pour into a song. "This is my fight song"

T H E     F V C K I N G    E N D

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I couldn't decide if I was supposed to laugh or cringe while writing this bruhhhhhhhhh

This whole story is one big /j, just so we're on the same page here, I practically hated every second of it.