Punznap/Sapunz oneshots✔️

Life is a highway

I feel like I've mentioned our fav boys on road trips way too many times now, so let's fvcking go. Guys on a road trip, except we taking da bus to fill my dreams :)

Anyways you all agreed on me calling you fuckers, so my dear fuckers (and Mc Furry, I didn't forget u), let get on with the story!

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"Are you going to tell me what happened at school today?" A stern voice asked Punz just as his bag hit the floor. It was his mother, of course, the god damn prick of a principal had snitched on him. "Seems like you pretty much know everything," he said bitterly, no matter what he said she wouldn't believe him now.

"Well I want to hear it from you," she said matter of factly. "A kid punched me so I got into a fight" Punz shrugged, worth a shot if she really wanted to "hear it from him". "You see that's not what Principal Dickson told me"

"Well of course not. Principal Dickson is a dick who hates me 'cause I'm gay" Punz said. "Punz dear, we've been over this. Not everything happens because you're gay" his mother said. "Well this does, I'm not allowed to hold Sapnap's hand while walking through the halls. He told us this while Sally and Wilbur walked right beside us HAND IN HAND! and he only said it to us"

"I'm sure there's a better explanation than that. He probably talked to all four of you" she tried. "He mentioned us by name I quote 'Mr. Armstrong, Mr. Adams no hand-holding. Well, hello there Mr. Soot, Ms. Salmon how are you?'"

"You're derailing us here Punz, why did you hit that poor helpless boy?" his mother changed the subject. "Helpless? Helpless! Are we talking about the same guy here!" Punz yelled.

"Do not raise your tone at me young man" she said. "Whatever I'm outta here" he picked up his bag again, running past the old woman, up to his room locking the door before she could reach it. "Young man I'm going to take this door off its hinges if I have to!" she yelled at him.

"Yeah! Then do that!" he had already started packing, clothes, cash, anything else important. By the time he was done he could hear the first sound of a screw falling to the ground. Quickly grabbing a thicker jacket and some other random things he might need he made his way out of the window, lowering himself to the fire escape ladder he always had open. No one noticed, they were never on his side of the house anyways.

Once his feet hit the ground he took off running down the street towards the closest bus stop. He got out his phone at some part of the way successfully bringing up Sapnap's number. "Hey what's up?" Sapnap's voice calmed him down almost instantly. "Come meet me at the bus stop, bring cash, clothes, and whatever you can't live without, were going on a trip," he said quickly. "I- uh okay? Will you explain everything when we get there?" he asked. "When do I not?"

"Touché, okay see you in ten. Love you" Simple words, that still made Punz's stomach burn with joy. "Love you too, bye" he hung up, and as promised, 10 minutes later Sapnap was there, pulling Punz into a hug. The bus came shortly after.

They made themselves comfortable in the far back seats, far away from everyone else on the bus, but still, they kept their voices low. They didn't come here to get caught by the cops.

"So why are we here?" Sapnap asked. "Well, mom got mad at me because of what happened with that dude in school today. Principal Dickhead did his usual homophobic work again. Plus, you told me you wanted to see California" his smile was mischievous. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" Sapnap asked. His eyes were doubtful, but Punz could see the excitement hidden deep down.

"Of course, when are my ideas not the best?" Punz could see Sapnap open his mouth to answer. "It was a rhetorical question dumbass," he said pulling Sapnap a tad closer. "Yeah, yeah, I know, just thought I'd remind you of all your amazing ideas, that almost ended us in prison"

"Hey! That's unfair. How was I supposed to know that Purp would snitch on us?" Punz asked. "Well, maybe the fact this he's your little brother, it's his job to snitch on you. Not to mention he was like 6. You don't trust 6-year-olds with anything. They break too easily"

"Yeah you're right, but I really thought he was smarter you know" Sapnap chuckled.

"Anyways, how are we getting to Cali?" Sapnap asked. "Well, first it's the buss out of this shitty small town, then we go on from there I guess. We're on our way to Houston as we speak" "That's your whole plan? Getting to Houston and let's see?" Sapnap sounded disappointed. "Yeah, I didn't exactly have a lot of time to consider my options, did I? I was kinda on the clock"

Sapnap hummed in response. "I brought my headphones, you can pick the first song" Sapnap took out his sony earbuds (not sponsored) and handed Punz his phone. Sapnap and Punz had traded fingerprints and codes a long time ago. He started off with some Jack Harlow to get the mood up, maybe easing away Sapnap's anxieties.

Sapnap followed up with some fall out boy.

"Okay, this is a little cheesy, but there is no good road trip in the world, that does not have this song on at least once," Punz said while tapping away on Sapnap's phone.

The song started playing and Sapnap couldn't help, but laugh. Cheesy might've been an understatement. Punz wasn't wrong of course, Life is a highway by Rascal Flatts is what makes a road trip a road trip, bu

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So like any1 wanna run away for like a week w/ me? Life's pretty boring atm and my own small town is pretty shitty :/