Inanimate Insanity Headcanons & Shenanigans!!!

I.I Shenanigans pt.4

1.
Candle: I said, "How tall are you?". He handed me this...
(Ft. Silver Spoon)

Yes I am tall.
I am 190cm.
(No, I'm not kidding. Yes, that is tall.)

No, I do not play volleyball.
I'm just a regal man. And nothing's wrong with my head. It's just reflecting your peasantry face smh

Yes, seeing the top of everyone's head is weird.
Yes, the weather is nice up here.

This has been a good conversation.

(I saw the Jujutsu Kaisen version of this and I can't help it hhhhh)

2.
Fan, playing video games: I'm a brave boi.
*a jumpscare appears*
Also Fan: Not a brave enough boi for this! *yeets controller*

3.
Apple: 'cause I just want you for my own~
Marshmallow locking the doors: Pls leave me the fuck alone~

4.
Nickel: We're all going to hell. Goodbye.
Baseball: *laughs*

5.
Paintbrush: You read my diary?!
Fan: At first, I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

6.
MePad, going over the Cherries' resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Left Cherry: Yes.
MePad: Okay... may I know what you create?
Right Cherry: Problems.