1.
Suitcase: I have no soul, have a nice day!
Baseball in his emo phase: I don't have one either.
2.
Paintbrush, carrying Fan on their shoulders: This is so dumb.
Fan: The higher I am, the better I can see.
Paintbrush: you can-you can fly...
Fan: Hush now Paintbrush, I'm searching.
3.
Marshmallow, at Walmart: Alright so your total is gonna be 17.31
YinYang, is paying for his large box of Dr Fizz: W-What did you just say?
Marshmallow: 17.31?
YinYang: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HERE THAT COSTS 17 CENTS?!
4.
Cheesy, to Trophy: Sure, you may be verified on Twitter, but I'm verified in the eyes of god-
5.
Lightbulb randomly: I'm. HUNGRY-
6.
Left Cherry: YEAAAAAA!!!
Right Cherry: YASSSSSS!!!
Both: YESSSSSS!!!
YinYang: I got two free tacos!
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Inanimate Insanity Headcanons & Shenanigans!!!
Short StoryOk so... I have a couple few Inanimate Insanity hc I'd like to share. This book is mostly for fun tho, so I hope you have a good time reading this :D
