1.
Mic: Taco stop! This isnt you, you've gone mad with power!
Taco: Well ofc I have.
Taco: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Taco: it's boring.
2.
Soap: Are you a big spoon or a littel spoon?
Mic: I'm a knife!
Knife, from across the room: She's the little spoon.
3.
OJ: *tries to fill some paperwork* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Nickel: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Test Tube: I personally was created in a lab.
Pickle: I just straight up spawned lol.
4.
Paper: Imagine if someone handed you the box full of items you've lost throughout your life!
Suitcase: Selt esteem, havent seen you in years!
Marshmallow: Oh wow! My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Baseball: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Trophy: My moral code, is that you?
Paper: ...
Paper: I was just gonna show y'all this cool trunk OJ left me but do you guys need a hug?
5.
Fan: Hewwo!
Microphone: Hihiiiii!!
Paintbrush: Greetings, everyone.
OJ: Three kinds of ppl.
Lightbulb: I want pudding.
OJ: Four kinds of ppl.
Cherries: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS!!!
OJ: Five kinds of ppl.
6.
Fan: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Paintbrush: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Fan: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Lightbulb: edible
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Inanimate Insanity Headcanons & Shenanigans!!!
Short StoryOk so... I have a couple few Inanimate Insanity hc I'd like to share. This book is mostly for fun tho, so I hope you have a good time reading this :D
