1.
Candle: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind...
YinYang: AAAAAAAAAAA
2.
The Cherries: Fuck.
OJ: We've got to work on your cursing.
The Cherries: Why? We're pretty good at cursing already.
3.
Nickel: *gets down on one knee*
Suitcase: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Nickel: *falls over*
Suitcase: The poison is kicking in.
4.
OJ visiting the Final Four: Anyone d-
Suitcase: Depressed?
Baseball: Drained?
Knife: Dumb?
Lightbulb: Disliked?
OJ: -done with their work...what is wrong with you objects...
5.
Fan: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Test Tube: Fan, that's a coma.
Fan: Sounds festive.
6.
Microphone: *points to a picture of ss1 Taco* Is that you?
Taco: yeah, but that's an old photo.
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Inanimate Insanity Headcanons & Shenanigans!!!
Short StoryOk so... I have a couple few Inanimate Insanity hc I'd like to share. This book is mostly for fun tho, so I hope you have a good time reading this :D
