A/N: woah 2k reads?!? So quickly?!? Yoooooooo
1.
Test Tube: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Paintbrush, turning to Apple: How tall are you?
2.
Suitcase: is stabbing someone immoral?
Baseball: not if they're consent to it.
Knife: depends on who you're stabbing.
Lightbulb: YES?!?
3.
Microphone: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.
Taco: That's why I carry two guns.
4.
Balloon: ok, help me please!
Nickel: got two words for you.
Balloon: i bet they won't be helpful.
Nickel: your problem.
Balloon: I was right.
5.
OJ, driving the Cherries and YinYang: So how was your day?
The Cherries: we almost got surprise adopted!
OJ: what?
YinYang: we almost got kidnapped.
OJ: oh ok.
OJ, slams on the brakes: wait what?!?
6.
MePad: you often use humor to deflect trauma.
MePhone: thank you.
MePad: sir I didn't say it was a good thing.
MePhone: what I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
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Inanimate Insanity Headcanons & Shenanigans!!!
Short StoryOk so... I have a couple few Inanimate Insanity hc I'd like to share. This book is mostly for fun tho, so I hope you have a good time reading this :D
