1.
Steve Cobs while trying to convince Fan to give him the egg: Come down today, and try some corns.
Cobs: Or we will sacrifice your new born.
*yanks Fan's egg out of his arms to his horror*
Cobs: Wooooo!!!
2.
Lightbulb, speeding past a suspended police car: Try and pull me over now cops!! Ahahhahahah!
3.
Fan: *screaming*
Lightbulb: *screaming louder to assert dominance*
Test Tube: Shouldnt we do something?
Paintbrush eating popcorn: No, I wanna see who wins.
4.
OJ: Do you realize that killing ppl is a crime?
Trophy: Pls show me the law.
Paper: *puts the link to the list of laws*
Trophy: I'm not reading that.
5.
Left Cherry: Close ur eyes bro
Right Cherry: Ok, bro
Left Cherry: What do you see bro?
Right Cherry: Nothing bro
Left Cherry: That's my life without you bro
Right Cherry: Bro...
6.
Trophy and Knife: *beating each other to death in the background*
Fan, with his phone out: First lemme take a selfie
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Inanimate Insanity Headcanons & Shenanigans!!!
Short StoryOk so... I have a couple few Inanimate Insanity hc I'd like to share. This book is mostly for fun tho, so I hope you have a good time reading this :D
