A/N: Pfft 3k reads hhhhh-
1.
Test Tube: It's dark in here.
Fan: Don't worry Testy I've got this.
*stomps his foot*
*Sketchers lights up*
2.
Microphone: This is a mistake.
Taco, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh abt one day!
Mic: But not today.
Taco, still enthusiastic: Oh no, today's gonna be a mess.
3.
Soap: How petty can you be?
Trophy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong abt.
4.
Paintbrush: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me from four to five seconds.
Lightbulb: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Paintbrush: No! Four to five seconds!
Lightbulb: TOO LATE!!!
5.
MePhone4: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Cobs: Alright, what's 30 x 17?
MePhone4: 47
Cobs: But that wasn't even close.
MePhone4: But it was fast.
6.
Cabby: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Goo: *chugs the entire bottle*
Goo: It's perfume!
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Inanimate Insanity Headcanons & Shenanigans!!!
Short StoryOk so... I have a couple few Inanimate Insanity hc I'd like to share. This book is mostly for fun tho, so I hope you have a good time reading this :D
