Inanimate Insanity Headcanons & Shenanigans!!!

I.I Shenanigans pt.6

1.
Apple: Ohnononono-
Marshmallow: Hey Apple.
*Apple punches Marshmallow in the stomach*
Apple: *sighs*
Marshmallow: *clutching her stomach* What the...fuck?!?
Apple: You are my very best friend and I can't stand and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful!!!
Marshmallow: What the fuck are you talking about?
Apple: I'm talking abt the baby that's growing inside of ur belly right now.
Bow: See ya.
Marshmallow: I'm not pregnant!
Apple: Well after that punch you're not! I've been taking Muay Thai classes!
Marshmallow: i was never pregnant Apple.
Apple: Are...are you sure?
Marshmallow: Yes I'm fucking sure!!
Test Tube: i'm sorry but why the fuck are we yelling over here?
Apple: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and I...
Test Tube: *punches Marsh's stomach again*
Marshmallow: Oh motherfucker-

2.
Lightbulb: I wanna see my little boy~
(Paintbrush holds Baxter in their arms)
Paintbrush: Here he comes!
Lightbulb: I wanna see my little boy~

3.
*OJ and Paper chills in a hot tub*
Bomb: two bros chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart cus they're not gay-

4.
Knife: *lightly hurts Trophy*
Trophy: Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed.

5.
Fan: Looks like a cinnamon roll-is actually a cinnamon roll
Test Tube: Looks like a cinnamon roll-could actually kill you
Lightbulb: Looks like it could kill you-is actually a cinnamon roll
Paintbrush: Looks like they could kill you-could actually kill you

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A/N: *cries in online school* sorry for the recent inactivity oof ;-;
Also this book got 1k read?! Holy moly thanks so much y'all!