1.
Fan: So what are you all up to?
Test Tube: Oh we're having a snack right now care for some egg?
Fan:
Lightbulb: Hey after we eat we should play some games. Hey Flatface do you wanna play with us?
Fan: Ofc I would!
Marshmallow: Perfect! Each of us has a bonus sticker, collect all of our bonus stickers and we'll give you a prize!
Fan: Oh wow! what's the surprise?
Test Tube: It would break the surprise would it not?
Fan: Oh yeah I guess you're ri...
Paintbrush: It's the key to ur house.
Fan: ...
Fan: ...you took the key to my house?!
Lightbulb, laughing: yeah we did.
Fan: But-But why-why would you...
Paintbrush: You gotta get all the bonus stickers.
(I saw Andy's Apple Farm and this scene cracked me up so much-)
2.
Baseball: Three words. Say it and I'm yours.
Nickel: Three words
Baseball: ...
3.
MePad: Sir where are you going?
MePhone4: To get cookies or commit a felony, I'll decide on my way there.
4.
Trophy: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Knife: Get the fuck away from me.
Trophy: What gif I don't want to?
Knife: Fuck you.
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Inanimate Insanity Headcanons & Shenanigans!!!
Short StoryOk so... I have a couple few Inanimate Insanity hc I'd like to share. This book is mostly for fun tho, so I hope you have a good time reading this :D
