Philinda Stuff

The stolen cookies

Big thank you to BlackrosesPhilinda for requesting this!!
Go read her new one-shot "Bullets"
It literally had me tearing up and on the edge of my chair the whole time!
Now this has no plot and idk where it was going so I'm supper sorry about that!

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Coulson smiled with triumph as he pulled the sweet gooey chocolate chip cookies out of the oven. He set them down on the stove and took off his oven mitts and set them on the counter.

  "Mmmm." A person hummed from behind him. Coulson smirked knowingly and turned around to see a small Asian woman in the door frame of the base kitchen.

  "May-" Coulson begun.

  "Don't tell me." May said putting up a finger she closed her eyes and inhaled deeply through her nose. "Chocolate Chip cookies..." she took another deep breath, "ohhh." She said with interest as she opened her eyes. "And raisins." Coulson chuckled.

  "Spot on." May grinned as she pushed off the frame and walked towards the hot cookies.

  "Well you know they're my favorite." May went to reach for one but Coulson slapped her hand.

  "Uh-uh." May cocked and eyebrow and popped her jaw. Coulson swallowed hard realizing what he had just done. "Sorry, just don't eat them yet." May groaned and rested her elbows on the counter next to the cookies.

  "Philllllll."

  "May those are for later.." May shot him a glance before looking back to the cookies.

  "But they're gooey and chocolatey and- UGH." May sat up and crossed her arms. "Come on Phil just one!"

  "May, come on you can wait a couple of hours."

  "Yeah sure if I didn't know they were already ready!" Coulson scoffed and took a plastic bag from the cabinet. One by one he put them in the bag and May watched sadly.

  "Phil, come on just one!"

  "No May." Coulson answered simply as he closed the bag and set it down. "I'm telling you they will be just as good-" before Coulson could finish May snatched the bag and ran off. Coulson didn't hesitate to run after her. "Melinda May you give me those cookies right now!!" Coulson shouted as he ran down the hall. She was surprisingly fast for a short woman in heals.

  "Never!!!"

oOo

  A little after May had ran off Coulson lost her in a crowd of agents. He looked for her for hours, his cookies were probably long gone by now. He sighed as he walked down the hallway.

  "D.C!" A voice called from behind him. He slowly turned around to see Daisy running towards him. A brilliant idea popped into his mind.

  "Daisy." Coulson said with a smile growing on his face. Daisy slowed her jog to a walk and then to a complete stop.

  "What's up with you?"

  "Hm? Oh nothing. I need you to gather everyone in the common room." Daisy raised her eyebrow.

  "We have another mission already?" Coulson smirked as he turned away. "Sorta."

oOo

  A few minutes later everyone was sitting in the common room waiting for Coulsons debrief. As he made his way down the stairs people quieted down and looked to him.

  "Alright is everyone here?" Everyone looked around then back up towards him nodding.

  "Wait." Yo-Yo said looking around the room. "Where's May?"

  "I don't know." Daisy answered, "I looked for her everywhere."

"Well your probably not going to find her for a while now..." everyone gave him a confused look. "Agent May is currently hiding, she stole something from me..." Daisy's mouth hung open and everyone started muttering to each other.

"What did she take?" Fitz dared to ask. Coulson paused before replying.

"A bag of cookies." Daisy's mouth was now so wide Simmons was afraid she would break her jaw so she slowly closed it for her. Many agents rolled their eyes and shook their heads. "Now your mission is to find her and report back to me as soon as you possibly can!" All the agents groaned with disappointment as they poured out of the common room.

  Coulson sighed while he slowly made his way up the stairs to his office and went though the glass door. He closed the door behind him and looked up. At first he didn't see her but after a second he finally saw her on his couch laying down asleep fisting an empty bag on her stomach. Coulson smirked and made his way over to her. He took the bag out of her hands, making May stir.

  "Hey, Melinda." He shook her and Mays eyes snapped open. Her head came up and she looked at the empty bag then to him.

  "Phil." May said with a sigh. "What time is it? How long have I been asleep?" Coulson looked down at his watch.

  "It's 4:29" May groaned slightly as she sat up and rubbed her tiered eyes. "I have agents looking for you, you know." Coulson said as he took the empty bag and closed it. May grinned slightly while she stretched.

  "Oh do you now?" Coulson hummed and leaned back on the couch. "Yeah well those cookies were delicious."

  "Hm, well I know they're your favorite. To bad I didn't get to try them." Coulson teased lightly. May smirked as she stood up and walked towards the door.

  "Why don't you kiss me and find out..." Coulson's head shot up towards her his mouth hanging open slightly.

Bet... was all he could think.
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Well I tried. 🤷‍♀️

Sorry it wasn't very long ik that's kinda disappointing.

But I hope you enjoyed what was there!

If you have any more request please please please please please let me know cause I'm stuck and running out of ideas. It can literally be anything, like the first thing you think of

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Random picture number 8:

Someone caption this please!

*when my friend says my crushes name instead of his code name*