Philinda Stuff

Cramps

  Hey guys so I'm currently on my mensural cycle and have never been in so much pain in my life 😀

  Funnnnnnnnn

Of course if your a girl you already know the horrible life taking pain of

  C  R  A  M  P  S

So long story short this is what I think Coulson would do if May was cramping 😌 and honestly this is what I want my bf to do

Sooooooo

Yeah-

Quick fun fact: when girls have cramps they are one centimeter dilated.
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  Coulson was cutting up some fruit when he heard someone groan slightly from the couch. His head immediately went up and his eyebrows scrunched together with concern. He put down the knife and cleaned his hands with a towel.

  "Melinda?" He slung the towel over his shoulder and walked towards the couch, Mays form slowly came into view. She was laying back on the couch, one hand supported her head on the arm rest and the other was rested over her lower torso her eyes were pressed closed and her breathing seemed a little ragged, "Are you alright?"

  "Aren't these supposed to stop!" May complained. "I'm 47, and still having periods..."

  "Oh," Coulson said. May opened her eyes and tilted her head up to look at him.

  "Oh my gosh, stop judging! you've known that woman have had periods for a very long time!"

  "What? I'm not judging! What makes you think I'm judging you?" Melinda scoffed and winced at the same time as she sat up and leaned back into the couch.

  "Your face said it all." Coulson shook his head slightly through a grin. He walked over to an opening between May and the arm rest and sat in between. His arm came around her shoulders and pulled her towards him. Mays eyes widened slightly.

  "Coulson, what are you doing?"

  "Let me take care of you."

  "Excuse me?" May asked looking at him like he was crazy.

  "Let me take care of you..." Coulson repeated. "Please?" May was hit by another wave and her hand gripped her middle tighter. She bit her tongue to stop anything from coming out of her mouth.

  But it was too late, her face had said it all. Coulsons hand rubbed up and down her arm and kissed her temple.

  "I'm going to take care of you, ok?" May just nodded. Coulson grinned with triumph and stood up. He offered his hand to May and she gladly took it. Coulson helped May up onto her feet and immediately began to walk. Down a hall and to the right.

  "Where are we going?"

  "My quarters or yours?" May stopped suddenly. Coulson stopped too and turned to see a half shocked half confused May.

  "Im sorry?" Coulson realized he should've chosen his words more carefully.

  "Oh, no! Not like that." He walked closer towards her and grabbed both her hands. "I wouldn't do that without your permission. I wouldn't ever hurt you, you know that?" May looked down at their intwined hands and swallowed as she nodded. She was sort of shocked that he considered doing it with her at all.

  "I do.." Coulson smiled and began to gently caress her hand with his thumb.

  "Ok then, mine or yours?" May looked up into his eyes.