Alice in Borderland Oneshots

Roommates (Nirashiya)

Summary: Two "enemies" get paired up as roommates.

tags: idiots in love, spreading the gay boyfriend + bi boyfriend agenda, ann makes a brief appearance, niragi & chishiya share a room, this is NOT where you might think it's going

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Who thought it was a great idea to put me in this dumbass place, was a question Niragi mentally asked himself when he was transported to the living hell that was the Beach. Once everyone was accommodated at the hotel, executives assigned people to a room. It could be two to a room or four, depending on how big the room was.

Ann was one of the executives who were matching people with one another. She stood with a notepad and a pen, checking over who was assigned to who. As Niragi stepped in front of her table with a smirk, she spoke in a stern tone. "Niragi Suguru, you're assigned with Chishiya Shuntarou."

The idiotic male was too familiar either that name. In fact, him and the other male ran into each other so many times in the past few days.

Niragi's smirk quickly got wiped off his face, "Chishiya? That blonde pipsqueak?!"

"Either share a room with him or lose all of your privileges. Showering daily, being able to sneak out for food—all that can be taken away in a matter of seconds, Niragi. So I suggest you choose wisely."

After Ann finished speaking, Niragi rolled his eyes and walked away while carrying his rifle. He had a feeling his stay would give way more than expected.

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With a month behind the players and executives, most people were enjoying their hotel roommates. Some rooms were even known for having dangerously fun parties, which always featured Niragi doing reckless shit per usual. But those other nights—the relatively quiet ones, felt normal in a sense. People could relax without worrying too much about death and could act like life was normal for a moment.

One night, Chishiya decided to have a "normal" night and hoard the bathroom for a well-deserved bath. His body was a bit sore from running all over the place and dodging constant death threats, so he decided to treat himself to a warm bath. As he dipped his legs into the water before submerging the rest of his upper half into the delicate water, he realized his soap was long gone.

Chishiya leaned back and got comfy before yelling at his roommate, "Niragi!"

The black-haired male was busy speaking to some random girl he had over, "Hold on..." Niragi got up from his bed and went to the bathroom, busting it wide open to interrupt Chishiya's alone time. "What the fuck is it?"

The blonde shrugged, "Make yourself useful and grab me some soap."

Niragi crossed his arms before glaring at Chishiya, "I'd rather let you bathe in your own dirt."

"I'm basically doing that anyway, genius. But just get me some soap and stop acting like a child."

"You'll get it once I'm done with my business—"

"Niragi."

The way Chishiya said the male's name made him stop dead in his tracks—since he was about to leave the bathroom—and turn around, "What?!"

Chishiya cocked a brow, "Get me my soap or we're playing taser tag later, and you know I always win."

Niragi rolled his eyes before leaving the scented room and returning with a box of soap in his hands. "Here, bitch. And since I'm feeling so generous, turn your ass around."

Chishiya's usually smug expression disappeared, only to be replaced with pure confusion. "Why do you want—" Niragi forced the blonde's back to face him, confusing the living shit out of the Chishiya for once. "What the fuck are you doing?"

Niragi lathered the soap between his hands, "What else could I be doing, smartass?"

Before Chishiya came up with a rebuttal in return, he felt a warm palm press onto his back. The feel of soft soap rubbing across his backside made him lean forward, granting Niragi more access.

The girl on Niragi's bed was perplexed about where her "man" was until she checked the bathroom and... "I'll just leave you two alone."