Alice in Borderland Oneshots

Fruity (Group)

Summary: Fruit trees and hot weather (try to) mix sweetly.

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Niragi's never been a big fan of hot weather. He always preferred when it was cold since he could barricade himself inside. Whenever summer rolled around, he would dread going outside. He didn't want to sweat his ass off and stink all the time. But during this group vacation, he had no choice. He was going to have to walk through the hot air and sweat uncomfortably in every place on his body.

"Are we there yet..."

"We just started walking."

"What the fuck does that mean?"

"It means that we have a long way to go until we're there."

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Finally, after what seemed like a decade, they were at their destination. Some dropped what they were holding and took a break, while others set up their things. Niragi was definitely saying "fuck it" and taking a break, pissed by how his feet hurt like a bitch.

"Why in the fuck did you guys agree to this shit?"

"Because we haven't been doing things as a group while on this vacation. It's called a group vacation for a reason."

"Fuck that. It should be called no vacation instead because this is shitty."

"Could you stop cussing? We're in a public space—"

"I don't give a fuck Chishiya. Plus there are no people even near this spot, so shut the fuck—"

"You need to chill out. Chishiya, go chill your boyfriend out or something."

"He's going to end up with a tased ass if I do—"

"Don't make me fuck the both of you up."

Kuina's stern demeanor made Chishiya shut up instantly. He suddenly forgot about Kuina's history with martial art until her serious voice reminded him.

"Now go. We have to set up the spot before the sun sets."

Chishiya dragged the black-haired one with him, irritated by how he was acting. He brought Niragi to a private space before speaking to him.

"You heard what Kuina said. You need to stop being an asshole and chill out. Can't you see we're trying to have fun as a group?"

"Can't you see that I'm not trying to be outside. You can somehow see through me but can't seem to connect the dots with me and hot weather."

"I could tell that you can't stand summer. But for now, you're going to have to bare with it. If you don't, then you should have an assumption of what I might pull from my sleeve if you keep being a bitch."

"I don't care what the fuck—"

He heard a familiar sizzle behind Chishiya's back, making him get war flashbacks instantly.

"...Fine, you bitch."

Chishiya dragged Niragi back to the spot, seeing it filled with all of the things they brought. A blanket, a basket filled with goodies, and more.

"You guys did it that quickly?"

"Yeah. We didn't bring that much stuff."

"Mmm."

Chishiya sat down with everyone else, feeling someone take a seat behind him afterward.

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Notes: sumn quick since i haven't gave y'all anything recently