Alice in Borderland Oneshots

Scope The Scenery Out (Nirashiya)

Summary: An idiot and his intelligent (boy)friend travel around Tokyo at night.

tags: tags: some confessions here and there, niragi's a dumbass, they make out in a car, exploring for food

notes: OH WE'RE SO BACK!!! finally, after almost a year of no updates i'm back on this book #stayblessed 💖 more updates coming soon as always!! but anyway, this fic is kinda random BUT brought me back to my enemies/lovers roots yayy

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The borderlands were never safe when people like Niragi were still living. Visibly, he was an indiscreet idiot with his rifle; he could shoot the hell out of somebody without the need for any jumpscares since he was one. And usually, people could find him lurking any time, waiting for the right chance to fuck somebody up. However, Niragi had to use his stealthy ways when it was necessary; so, during the night, he tried to remain invisible so he could use it to his advantage.

But when Niragi had a whole (dumbass) intelligent blonde up his ass—other way around regarding who's up one's ass—that could figure out his patterns, it was tough. Just like one night, when Niragi was finding his next innocent victim to use as target practice. Unfortunately for him, Chishiya was right there watching Niragi's every move.

"Aish, what the fuck?!"

Chishiya raised his hand with a smirk, waving, "Good evening, Suguru."

"What do you want? Hell, why ya always catch me when I'm handling my fuckin' business?!"

"Because you could be putting all that energy into a damn job."

"Is there any jobs in the Borderlands that don't pay by keeping ya alive? Didn't think so, smartass."

Chishiya stuffed his hands into his pockets, minding the surroundings for a bit before laying his eyes back on the black-haired idiot in front of him; "Anyway, I'm going to be out for most of the night. Not searching for anything in particular besides some underwear."

Niragi cocked a brow. Usually, people advised each other to have a "friend" with them at all times or something. But in Chishiya's case, he clearly didn't care about friends unless it came down to his usual acquaintances; "But don't you need one of your buddies with you or somethin'?"

Chishiya showed Niragi his custom flame-blower, "I'll be fine with this—"

"No, you won't. Just 'cause you flamed my ass last time doesn't mean it'll work on someone else now."

Confusion covered Chishiya's expression as he kept looking at Niragi. Why was this idiot so upset about him going somewhere alone? It's not like he truly gave a fuck about Chishiya anyway; "Why does it matter if I'm out alone or not? I thought you wouldn't care, Suguru."

The rifle-carrying dumbass suddenly started to blush, confusing Chishiya even more, "Because, you need somebody to protect you, fucker. This world isn't safe, obviously."

The blonde male crossed his arms, "And are you supposed to be that someone?"

"Just...be grateful I even care."

Niragi switched his rifle hold to his left hand before grabbing Chishiya's hand with his right, then dragging him to the nearest store. Once they reached a convenience store, Chishiya decided to raid the medical section and the intimates section—for some new pairs of underwear—while Niragi took all of the instant food and snacks. He bagged them before making room for Chishiya's items once the blonde was done grabbing whatever he saw.

"Seriously, all that Niragi..."

"Shut up, pipsqueak."

Chishiya grabbed their bag and headed out the door, feeling Niragi's presence as they roamed through the deserted streets of Tokyo quietly. Only the sound of passing trash along with their footsteps filled the area with some sound until they heard other footsteps approaching. Chishiya felt danger lurking nearby, so he took the initiative and dragged Niragi into a secluded car nearby.

Somehow, the doors didn't make any noise when they were opened and closed. But anyway, they pushed the seats back and laid down, trying to keep themselves hidden from whoever was nearby. Luckily, the entity disappeared a few moments after tapping on the car door.

"That was close."

"No shit, shortstack."

Chishiya shifted to lean on his side while his elbow kept his head up, "But what about earlier, and what you said?"

Niragi blushed in embarrassment as he pulled his rifle up to Chishiya's chest, more specifically where his heart was; "Forget that, forget any of it. Or I'll shoot you right here, right now."

Chishiya smirked at Niragi, "No matter how many times you threaten me, you never go through with it, Niragi."

"Maybe I'll shut your ass up finally, Chishi."

Niragi's grip on his rifle tightened, but of course: nothing happened. Instead, he dropped the gun and moved it under his feet before grabbing Chishiya by the neck. The blonde didn't do anything besides smirk in Niragi's face like nothing was happening, until...the idiot pulled him close and smashed his lips against his. Of course, the force of their kiss brought surprised blush to Chishiya's face as he tried to kiss back.

Niragi took his grip off Chishiya's neck and pushed him away, "Fuckin' bitch..."

The blonde laughed breathlessly while moving into Niragi's lap, "Are you sure about that?"

The idiotic tree laughed with annoyance as his hands "magically" found their places on Chishiya's hips, "Shut up, you—"

Chishiya leaned forward and captured Niragi's lips in a slow kiss, very different compared to the kiss they just shared seconds ago. It made the black-haired maniac feel something he hadn't felt in who knew how long: lust, pure lust. The feeling alone made Niragi's blush deepen while he felt his pants get uncomfortably tight, clearly feeling the effects of Chishiya's presence on his throbbing erection.

Niragi broke their kiss as he threw his head back, moaning under his breath; "You bitch..."

Chishiya smirked like usual, "Maybe you can fuck me like one?"

"In this tiny ass car where everyone can see your pretty dumb ass? Oh for sure, Chishiya."