Alice in Borderland Oneshots

Niragi's Birthday (Nirashiya)

Summary: It's someone's birthday.

tags: niragi's an asshole per usual but it's his birthday so he's slightly normal, celebratory birthday cake and head, fluffy smut & HIGHLY SEXUAL undertones throughout the chapter, niragi thinks with his dick, slightly ooc niragi but that's because he gaf for a moment

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this is me being "nice" since dori sakurada—niragi's actor—birthday just passed a few days ago so enjoy lol

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Birthday cake and head were two things that didn't mix; well, not until it was somebody's birthday. And even though celebrations weren't that big in the Borderlands—home to physical hell in the shape of modern Tokyo—it brought smiles to people's faces whenever one happened. However, regarding Niragi's birthday, things felt odd to celebrate. He was a psychopath who didn't show any empathy toward people, so why should people celebrate his special day in the first place? Answer: because Chishiya felt like it, and because he owed Niragi apparently.

On the night of the peculiar man's birthday, he sat on the edge of the hotel bed he called his while fiddling with an old book Chishiya stole from some random store (they've been on too many exploration "dates" together). Even though Niragi saw no use in reading when sooner or later he might be dead in this fuckass version of the world, he decided to use his eyes and keep them entertained with the words on the book's pages. While reading the end of a chapter, he heard a knock on the door.

"What the fuck...the one time I try to be 'productive', I get fucking interrupted." Niragi got up, slid a piece of folded paper between the pages he left on, closed the book, and then got up from his bed.

He opened the room door to see the guy he presumed was a weirdo: Chishiya. He held a box of cake while carrying a bag full of water bottles and some liquor. Apparently, hard alcohol was Niragi's thing, so no wonder he got blackout drunk often. And of course, Chishiya's plastic bag had more than just a few bottles and a chaser, but that was the element of surprise in tonight's case.

Niragi crossed his arms, "What the hell do you want?"

Chishiya pushed past his idiotic enemy while setting his cake down, "Isn't it your birthday—"

Niragi interjected, "Well obviously dumbass, but why does it matter to you?"

The blonde looked over his shoulder, "Be grateful for once, Suguru."

As the shorter male got slightly situated in Niragi's room, someone looked at Chishiya's backside. Even though it wasn't pretty like a woman, it could definitely do its job—why was he thinking like this. Isn't he straight and not a bi-curious man anyway?!

"I'm not fucking gay..."

Niragi mentally scoffed as Chishiya lit a few candles and stuck them onto the cake.

He held the cake close to Niragi's face, "Make a wish if you want."

The taller male cocked a brow, "I wish for a fine—"

Chishiya interjected, "Nevermind, just think of it."

Niragi shot the blonde near him a glare before taking a deep breath and blowing his candles out, not missing a single one. Chishiya set the cake back down before bringing his bag up to Niragi's lap. With a bit of confusion, he opened the bag to reveal exactly what he'd wanted for the past week: alcohol, a few bullet casings, a pocket knife just in case, and...condoms?! He didn't need those...presumably.