Alice in Borderland Oneshots

Pestering (Nirashiya)

Summary: Chishiya likes to get under Niragi's skin, one way or another.

tags: chishiya don't gaf, pestering, slight obliviousness, swearing per usual, small arguments, sharing a room since this set after "roommates", the beach lets players sleep in different clothes since they gaf about them for two seconds, cleaning sticky ass messes that aren't related to sex

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People with thin skin were easy targets for being annoyed easily, and that was no different with Niragi Suguru. He was forced to have an intelligent yet manipulative blonde as his hotel roommate, which always made his ass itch with irritation. One night was definitely the nail in the coffin since Niragi was stuck with the short stack due to a water leak in someone else's room.

The taller male laid in bed with just a shirt and boxer briefs, staring at the wall until he felt the covers get pulled off. "What the fuck, Chishiya?!"

The blonde was sweeping the carpeted floor since it felt filthy whenever he walked barefoot. "Suguru, the floor's filthy."

"And?! That doesn't mean you get to disturb my fuckin' peace!"

"You have to get up anyway, meeting with Hatter in thirty minutes."

Niragi scoffed, "For fucking what?!"

Chishiya made sure he discarded everything in the dustpan he was holding once he was done sweeping."He wants to talk about possible upcoming games."

Niragi stuffed his face with his pillow. Why couldn't he get a damn break—oh, now he knew why. Maybe Chishiya was trying to tug at his sleeve...and it was unfortunately working.

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The Executive-Only Beach meeting was decent. Well, for everyone else besides Niragi, it was. He was the only one who had an issue with the hour-long theory of what the hell the next set of games could be since one, he had to piss during the entire discussion; and two, he was stuck next to Chishiya for fucks' sake. At least he had the luxury of enjoying an hour-long break before the afternoon's set of games was scheduled to start.

Niragi was in bed once again, not caring for how dirty his side of the room was. Chishiya!"

The blonde emerged from their shared bathroom with a damp rag, indicating that he was possibly cleaning again—or was. "Suguru, what."

"Make yourself useful and fetch me some water."

Chishiya held back a smug response as he started wiping their walls down (Niragi had a fun time last night throwing alcohol everywhere). "Not when your side looks like a pigsty."

Niragi's anger issues quickly took control, "Don't try to get under my damn skin, you bitch—"

The shorter male shot back, "Don't make such an embarrassing mess of yourself, Niragi."

Usually, Chishiya only referred to Niragi by his last name. But the black-haired male learned that whenever the blonde was irritated or fed up for once, he would occasionally use the taller male's first name. Not as intimidation—even though that always kicked in, but to instead stand his ground without having to do much.

Niragi got up from his bed and got oddly close to Chishiya, who was still occupied with wiping away remnants of last night's get-together. "You do that every day, fuckin' bitch—"

Chishiya whacked Niragi up the legs with the broom in his hands, shrugging once the male's lower nerves reacted to the pain. "You're doing it right now, Suguru."

Niragi shrieked in pain once the force of Chishiya's fuckass broom kicked in, "Shit! You fuckin' bitch!"

The black-haired man—more like a big-ass man-child—wobbled back to his bed and flopped backward on it, trying to relieve all the stress on his poor lower area by not moving that many muscles down there. However, Chishiya had work to do above Niragi's headboard since there was a sticky patch of liquor and juice stuck on the wall.

"You should move."

"Oh, I'd love to, just so I can get away from your ass—FUCK!"

Without a care in the world, Chishiya got right on top of Niragi's lap and thought he tried his best to avoid the man's aching crotch; but that wasn't the case, AT ALL. Instead, he sat right on it and got to work on wiping the wall behind Niragi's headboard, all while not acknowledging the throbbing that was happening right on his ass. Niragi stayed still as Chishiya shifted above his lap, leaning forward to focus on a really sticky part. But before he could push Chishiya off his lap, the blonde leaned backward and purposefully returned his ass to the other male's lap with much force.

"You...you bitch—"

Chishiya leaned back, propping himself up with his arms behind his back. "Suguru, your breath stinks."

Niragi shot a glare at Chishiya, "Then don't get so close to my face!"

Before Chishiya could nonchalantly respond, someone busted into the room...and it was no one other than Kuina. Oh—and Ann. She was using her break to do checkups on hotel rooms and seeing which ones were vacant, full, needed to be cleaned, etc.

Kuina cocked a brow while smiling mischievously, "What was going on in here before we arrived?"

Niragi was about to respond but instantly got cut off by Chishiya, "Niragi pulled me onto his lap."

"WHAT?! NO I DIDN'T—"

Ann interjected, "At least you two are clothed. Next room, Kuina."

The women left, leaving an awkward silence in the air as Niragi felt his pants tightened. Maybe it was due to embarrassment, or due to how Chishiya looked oddly hot on his lap. Either way, he wasn't admitting shit.