Part-34

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Mishti:(shocked)K-kal ka?(recalling he kissed her saying her punishment)

Abir:Haa, kyu? Tujhe wahi chahiye tho-(he comes near her)

Mishti:(going away from him)nahi nahi nahi, mujhe facial hi chahiye.

Abir:yeh wife's bhi na, romance ka dushman hote hai.

Mishti:(rolling her eyes)Pakka naturals hi hai na?

Abir:haa.

(Abir applies the facial cream on her face.)

Abir:Haaa, iss facial aise hi aur kuch din lagaogi tho, thumhare saare followers chale jayenge.

Mishti:Tho kya tab meri shakal utna bura banegi?

Abir:nahi, aur bhi sundar dikhoge.

Mishti:hope so.

Abir:Aise kyu bol rahe ho? yeh maine khud banaya tha.

Mishti:Isiliye dar rahi hu Abir.

Abir:oyyy.......

Mishti:Kya thum isse pehle koyi beauty parlour mein kaam kiya tha?tho phir thum gaurantee se kaise bol sakte ho ki sab theek Hogi?

Abir:Hey bhagwan,aap ladkiyon ko bachane domestic violence ki tarah kayi cases hai,par mere jaise innocent ladkon ko thumse bachane koyi nahi hai?yeh kaisi government rule hai?Thum-

Mishti:Kya main abhi face wash kar sakti hu?

Abir:nahi wait karo.

Mishti:Mujhe bore lagrahi hai.

Abir:Jab se uthi ho, tab se kuch na kuch bolti hi jaa rahi ho, aur bol rahi ho ki tujhe bore lagrahi hai?

Mishti:Haa,kyunki thum bahut boring baatein kar rahe ho.Main abhi jaake face wash karungi.

(Mishti goes inside the washroom and finds all gents things.)

Mishti:(in mind)mujhe aise kyu lagraha hai ki main koyi boys hostel mein hu.Jaha dekho,ladkon ke cheezein hai.

(She comes out to take her soap and dress.)

Abir:Woh soap kyu?Andhar hai na?

Mishti:main dusro ke soap use nahi karti hu, aur thumhara tho soap bhi nahi hai, koyi jel aur scrub hai.Main usko Kaise use karu? already kal use ki thi, aur meri puri body gents ka gel ki smell,yuck.......phir Mujhe badi maa ki ghar mein kitna wash karna pada uss smell se chutkara milne ki.Isiliye main apni soap leke jaa rahi hu

(Then mishti goes inside and baths and then returns.)

Mishti:Mujhe bhuk lagrahi hai, khane Keliye kuch hai?

Abir:neeche tha,par thumhari wajah se main bhi apna breakfast miss kiya.

Mishti:Tho ab kya kare?

Abir:Maine sandwiches banaya tha,aao,Khao.

Mishti:No thanks,main woh sab nahi khati hu.

Abir:Tho?

Mishti:Main khud hi kuch banati hu.

(She goes into the kitchen and first prays the electric stove,then starts searching for the ingredients.)

Mishti:Abir Maida hai?

Abir:nahi hai.

Mishti:aata hai?

Abir:hai na.

(He shows her the box)

Mishti:Abir,oil hai kya?

Abir:Hai na, yeh lo, Olive oil, Bahut healthy hai(he gives her olive oil bottle.)

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