Camera shows Tucker, Shawn and Washington looking at Freckles.
Tucker: So...
Freckles turns towards Tucker
Tucker: Nevermind.
Washington: Caboose...
Freckles turns towards Wash
Washington: Tell me again, where did you find this...robot?
Caboose: His name is Freckles.
Tucker: That's a stupid name.
Freckles turns guns back at Tucker
Tucker: Stupid-cool I mean! Great name, I mean, I wish that were my name. Yeah, Freckles is the best name ever that there ever was.
Shawn: Smooth.
Washington: Technically it's a Mantis class military assault droid.
Tucker: Wait, why Mantis?
Washington: Well you see those legs? They kinda resemble the legs of a praying mantis.
Washington points at Freckles legs and their not seeing it.
Tucker: No they don't.
Washington: Then maybe it's the head shape?
Caboose: Yeah maybe its because during the act of procreation they rip off the head of their mates body and devour it. It's like an act of sexual cannibalism.
Washington: Eww...What?!
Shawn: How do you know that?!
Tucker: Eh, I've dated worse.
Shawn: Who did you date!?
Tucker: You don't want to know 50%- no, 60% of the women I dated.
Shawn: Gross.
Caboose: Yeah, I call him Freckles because of the spots on his nose.
Caboose points at Freckles 'nose' and they see his point.
Tucker: Well shit, I actually have to give it to Caboose on this one. Robot definitely looks more like a 'Freckles' than a 'Mantis'.
Washington: Fine. Where did you find... Freckles?
Caboose: Well I was walking and I was sad and I missed Church-
Tucker: This is the greatest story of our generation.
Washington: Quiet.
Shawn: Put a sock in it.
Caboose: And then I heard a noise-
Tucker: Seriously, It's like I was there.
Washington: Tucker.
Shawn: Dude.
Caboose: Yeah and then I saw the little guy under like pieces of rock and space ship and body parts, but I just moved them out of the way and then there he was and now we're best friends forever! Right Freckles?
Freckles: Affirmative, Caboose.
Tucker: Great. Boy meets dog. Dog turns out to be a military-grade killing machine from a crashed spaceship.
Shawn: I'd watch it.
Washington: Caboose... Um, you know, a pet is a lot of responsiblitlity.
Caboose: That is why I will water him and I will feed him every day.
Tucker: Water and feed? What the hell does this thing run on?!
Caboose: It runs on the power of the friendship of our love!
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 11
FanfictionThe reds and blues are shipped wrecked on a mysterious planet and Carolina and Epsilon are gone. Washington is trying his best to make sure they survive by taking charge and making sure everyone is calm but when your surround by idiots and the only...
