Fade in. Cut to Lopez and Lopez 2.0 outside the Red base.
Lopez 2.0: ¡¿Un espantapájaros?![A scarecrow!?]
Lopez: Sip. [Yep.]
Lopez 2.0: ¿Te dejaron ahí pasando el rato con las verduras?[They just left you hanging out there with all the vegetables?]
Lopez: Toma noventa días para cultivar maíz. [It takes about 90 days to grow corn.]
Lopez 2.0: ¡Eso es terrible![That's terrible!]
Lopez: No era lo mejor.[It was not the best.]
Sarge is seen near the robot parts and calls out to the Lopez's.
Sarge: Hey, Lopezs! Come over here and gimme a hand. I keep havin' to get on my knees to work on this. But I figure it'd be easier if you held it at chest level instead.
Lopez 2.0: ¡Sí, señor![Yes, sir!]
Lopez: Espera. Hay una cosa que me gusta de esta gente. [Wait. There is one thing about these people I do like.]
Lopez 2.0: ¿Qué? [What?]
Lopez: ¡Sargento! ¿Por qué no quieres ponerte en rodillas?¿Tienes miedo que traerá de vuelta recuerdos reprimidos?[Hey, Sarge! Why don't you want to get on your knees? Afraid it will bring back some repressed memories?]
Sarge: Ha! Lopez, you ol' kidder you. Now come on, time's wastin'.
Lopez 2.0 looks at lopez then at Sarge.
Lopez 2.0: ¡Oye Sargento...apestas![Hey, Sarge... You smell!]
Sarge: Oh, don't tell me he's got you in on it too. Ha ha, Lopez you are rambuctious.
Lopez: A veces él conforma conversaciones enteras. ¡Eres un inútil![Sometimes he makes up entire conversations. You suck!]
Sarge: It is a lovely day, isn't it?
Lopez 2.0: Y no eres inteligente. [And you aren't smart.]
Sarge: Thank you for noticing. I have been hitting the gym.
Lopez: Tu madre es tan gorda que usa una escala de richter. [Your mother's so fat she uses a richter scale.]
Lopez 2.0: ¡Y ella es una puta! [And she's a whore!]
Sarge: He, he. You two are like a couple of three stooges. Well, whenever you're done goofin' off come help me with with this. I just need to make a few more adjustments.
Lopez: Quédate conmigo, chico. Y te irá bien. [Stick with me, kid. And you're going to be just fine.]
Cut to Washington approaching Blue base.
Washington: Here goes nothing.
Freckles walks in front of him.
Freckles: Agent Washington.
Washington: Oh, Freckles. I didn't see you there. Man, for a behemoth you hide really well.
Freckles: You have failed to uphold your duties to Captain Caboose.
Washington: But I was just on my way up now. Ready to clean the base!
Freckles: You lack diligence, Agent Washington.
Washington: What?
Freckles: You question authority, Agent Washington.
Wash raises his gun and slowly backs away.
Washington: Um, Caboose! Could you come out here?!
Freckles' cannons start powering up.
Freckles: You must be eliminated, Agent Washington.
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 11
FanfictionThe reds and blues are shipped wrecked on a mysterious planet and Carolina and Epsilon are gone. Washington is trying his best to make sure they survive by taking charge and making sure everyone is calm but when your surround by idiots and the only...
