The grass is greener and the blues are bluer.

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Freckles and Caboose are seen standing next to each other. Caboose squats down.

Caboose: No, Freckles, no, Freckles, go down. Like this!

Freckles and Caboose both squat down.

Caboose: Yes, that's a good Freckles! Yes, yes. Tucker! Shawn! Guys did you see that!? Freckles did a squat!

Tucker and Shawn does squats in the foreground.

Shawn: Amazing.

Tucker: Great. Now teach him to fetch, and then throw a stick off a cliff.

Caboose: Oh, he knows how to fetch. Freckles! Freckles, get the ball!

Caboose throws a ball.

Freckles: Acquiring target.

Freckles aims for and shoots the ball. They look at the ball that exploded and looked at it wide eyed.

Caboose: Uhm, see that - that was just - that was just poor phrasing on my part. Really. I mean I was just, I think I was just grammatically... It was grammatically incorrect. So...

Shawn: Uh, huh.

Grif, Thea and Simmons creep up behind a rock to spy on the Blues.

Grif: Alright, we made it!

Simmons: Yeah. So, uh, what do we do now?

Grif: I guess we just... watch 'em?

Thea: Yeah, like at blood gulch but more sneaky like.

Simmons: So... this is a waste of time right. I mean they're not actually plotting anything.

Grif: I don't know, man, but watching three dudes exercise is making me feel really weird.

Thea: (sarcastic) I wonder why?

Simmons: Ugh, this isn't getting us anywhere.

Thea: Tell me about it.

Grif: Well, then why don't you just ask them what they're up to?

Simmons: What? And blow our cover!?

Grif: What do we look like? Seal Team Six? Who gives a shit, dude? You already said they're not up to anything.

Thea: Because their not up to anything. Their just training.

Simmons: But what about the robot?

Grif: Oh yeah...

Thea: Right.

Simmons: See? We need to strategize.

Grif: Okay, fine, how do we want to do this?

Simmons: Oh! We could do like a sort of good cop/bad cop thing.

Thea: But I'm here.

Simmons: You can be the back up incase they don't talk and use your weapons against them.

Thea: Aw, thank you- hey!

Grif: What if we act casual? Like we're just shootin' the shit or something?

Simmons: Maybe, if we go in, guns blazing, we can intimidate them into giving us what we want.

Grif: Wait... what do we want?

Simmons: ... I don't know.

Thea: Guess we should've thought of that.

Tucker and Shawn appears beside the three crouching Reds.

Tucker: Hey!

Simmons: Gah!

Tucker: What are you doing?

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