I do not own any of these tips. They were all taken from the internet.
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Tip #1 : Most Important of All
Destroy the brain, or damage the top of the spinal cord.
Let's take it this way friends:
Tim and Bob have no idea on how to survive the Z.A.
A zombie is approaching and they start to hit its chest with whatever weapon they encounter around them. The zombie stares at them as if saying 'Are you two idiots?'. They're both out of breath as they hit the undead creature standing before them one-too-many times. They gaze up at the zombie, but what's that? A mysterious saviour magically appears to save the two damsels in distress. She yanks a shovel from Bob's weak grip, and smashes it in the Zombie's stupid face.
"Rule number one, boys. You always aim for the head."She tells them with a stern look.
Now Tim and Bob know how to kill zombies. Let us cheer for them. Ready? One...Two...Three!
YAYYYYY!
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