Tips On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Tip #8

Welcome, readers! Ready for today's tip? Bet ya are. Anyways, let's get to it.

Tip #8: Zombies are enemies not friends. Be cautious.

First of, I would like to say that this tip wasn't from the internet. Cue the applause.

*Bows* Thank you, thank you.

So, this might sound a bit stupid, and it's surreal, but I thought it wass hilarious so I wanted to post it.

What if you were just calmly sitting in last period at school, and have no idea that right this very moment the Zombie Outbreak had begun. A note is suddenly chucked on your desk and you begin reading. It's from your mum. You begin to stand up gathering your shit, and run to the nearest exit.

'Hello, This iz your muther. Please come over to my house for "meatloaf". Leave your front door open and your lawn unguarded. Sincerely, Mum (not the zombies)

*facepalm* I literally just did that. First no one would even be stupid enough to fall for that, but I find this quite amusing. If I would ever get a note like this I would do th exact opposite of what it says. 

P.S. I get the feeling that this is from some level of Plants VS Zombies. 

*Laughs like a hyena* I am in love with that game. Do you guys play it? 

I would appreaciate if you guys commented a bit, I'd love toi hear your opinion, besides I wanna know how I'm doing!!!11!!!111!!!!! 

Ugh, let's not bore you.

THis is all for this chapter. Sorry of it's short, but I have so much on my plate. It's just a filler.

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'All the love x.'

ugh harry

Peace.luv.Zombies r kewl n steff

~Miruna & Skylar