Tips On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Tip #3

Tip numero tres, amigos: We're safe in high spots, but too bad I have acrophobia.

Remove the staircase from your home, and relocate upstairs. Zombies can't climb.

'They can't?'

No young grasshopper, they can't. Thank the Lord.

While you guys will be safe perched on the tip of the highest building in the world. I'll probably be in a box in my basement/bedroom praying that I don't get eaten. I'm terrified of heights, hence I'd rather die than be with you guys in your safe spot. Acrophobia, you suck dirty socks. I hope you get cancer and die. 

Back to the topic. Let's just write a short shall we? Yeah, that's not really a question. I'm writing it like it or not.

"Jeremy! No, let's just stay up here, where zombies can't reach us!" Jeremy shook his head and have Jimmy a stern look. Jimmy is a girl. Jimmy is pronounced 'Scarlett' for some unknown reason...

"No Jimmy, there are signs that there will be an earthquake, the buiding is going to crumble and we'll all die! Is that what you want?!"

Jimmy was tired of getting bossed around by Jeremy. She clenched her jaw, and spun on her heel, walking away from her friend. Jeremy shook his head and started down the stairs. Unlucky for him, he didn't hear the quiet groans and grunts of the undead. He opened a door, and before he could even step in, a zombie girl pounced on him. She ate him alive and Jeremy was now dead 7ever THE END. 

Oh and Jimmy? She is now the leader of the resistance. Good for you Jimmy!

That would be an example of what might happen.