Tips On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Tip #9

HELLO EVERYONE

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Can we just take a moment to appreciate how awesome blossom my new wattpad name is? I'm sure yours is too don't worry, but we're not here to gloat, amigos, we're here to introduce Tip numero nueve!

Tip #9: I don't like whole hordes of Zambies, plis help!

'Zombies are at a disatvantage due to their speed, but have advantage of numbers'

C'mon, we all knew that, but I'm sure there's a way to prevent a whole horde of zombies from approaching you and your group. Here's how I'd do it:

First off, we would try to spot if a massive horde of undead people are coming in out direction.. duh. If we DO see any, I'd propose to spread out and hide. Now, the plan would be that I reveal myself to the Zombies while the rest of the crew stays hidden until I give them the signal. When I decide the time is right, I'll give them the signal. Their job is to distract some zombies from the horde, that way they can kill those approaching them, and it'll be easier for me to just kill the rest who decided I look more mouth-watering than the rest *shruggs* You can't blame them. That would be a way to get the horde to separate, hence making it easier to destroy dam f*ckers.

Not a good plan you say? Well I don't see you coming up with anything better so you're just going to have to do it my way. *Laughs diabolically* "Tehee"

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THANKS FOR STILL READING MY SHIT I RLLY APPRECIATE IT !

sorry i took so long i just... i was just preparing for the ZA u cant blame me man

iI also asked for a katana sword 4 my bday guess what?

THEY SED...

NO.

bummer

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im so sad

bye thanks 4 reading

~Miruna