Tips On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Tip #6

Tip #6: Just because you guys travel in a group of twenty people, does not mean you are safer.

'Stick to groups of around 3-4. The absolute maximum is 10, any more is a hazzard.'

You may think: "But what about that saying that goes:'The more the merrier.'?" Well, in the Z.A we don't want to be merrier, we want to be safer. Get that throught your thick skull. In my opinion I'd say big crowds attract zombies. Either way it's unsafe to be more than 10 people. 

Story time..

Jack thought that it would be safer if he separated his fourty-people-squad into twenty and twenty. Big mistake, I mutter while watching them like a creep.

"Ok guys, I want two groups! Twenty and twenty." The people scattered around confused in which side to go in, but eventually they settled down.

Jack led his army toward a quiet city. One part was on 5th Avenue and the other was on the parallel street to 5th Avenue. I shook my head no. I caught a glimpse of the zombies ready to attack. A zombie limped toward group one, who was facing the other direction, his zombie companions limping behind him. They made sure not to groan in hunger. They all pounced on the group, the others, confused and disoriented, were just looking around not knowing what to do... Until they, too, got eaten. Same shit happened to the other group. THE END

What a sad story. Poor Jack. He was actually attractive. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT LOVE IN THE Z.A STAY FOCUSED PEOPLE!

(More on this topic next chapter which will be a freestyle, AKA I write my opinion no internet copying and no random story)

Thanks 4 reading. HAVE A GREAT night/day/afternoon/evening/dawn blah blah

~Miruna 

Peace, fellow survivors!