Tips On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Tip #2

Tip #2: I would rather not have a zombie dig his hand into me

Use protective clothing, and dispose of the corpses by cremation.

Before you're all like: 'When the jingle bells are we going to have time to cremate the f*cking corpses?' Let me just say that I was wondering the exact same thing. There will be no time, but why don't you start a campfire my firing them up? Does that make sense? Maybe... Imagine this.

The sun had just disappeared, and it had begun to get dark. The silence was eerie, as you an your team sat around, eshausted from all the zombie killing. You were pretty sure that most zombies in this area were dead. Tim and Bob chatted silently trying not to bother the rest. You scan the mountain of dead Zombies as an idea comes to your mind. You knew you had to get rid of the corpses anyways. You take a silver lighter you had found in a store, and a bottle of gasoline that lay on the ground. You pour the gasoline all over the mountain of bodies, and light the lighter, throwing it toward the corpses from a safe distance. The fire lights up, and your friends join you. You sit at a safe distance from it enjoying its radiating warmth. The street you were in was no longer as dark as before, and if a zombie approached you could easily spot it, but for now you just sat on the floor enjoying some peace and quiet.

Well then... That's how I imagine it. Now to the topic of protective clothing. If I could I'd just wear a knight armor. Why you ask? Because there is no way any zombies can dig their dirty, blood-covered hands into me, it's the reason I'd be wearing protective armor anyways, But here's something more simple: A bulletproof vest, perhaps. Or even a few layers of clothing . Like...Three shirts and a jacket. That could work... Or maybe it won't? *Shruggs innocently* 

~Miruna

Peace , brothas!