Hey guys! This is not the only chap i will do about the rules I follow. I will follow the other tips just like u but those r tips these r rules.
Too lazy to type correctly.
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I'm sure besides all these tips that we must follow, we all have some rules of our own. These really important rules that we just require to follow, since technically we made them for ourselves. I have like, a whole bunch of them, but this is my number one rule, and the most important one of all.
'Never fall in love.'
Of course, I can't control my feelings and....
*Selena Gomez voice* The heart wants what it wants...
But, considering that it will be the apocalypse, I'm sure my brain will overpower my love-hankering-heart.
"I dont wanna die." I whispered to no one.
"And you won't.." My brain said.
You see young grasshoppers, we were taught to listen to our hearts and we do that, right? And even in the Z.A when you fall in love I'm sure you're heart ain't screaming 'Forget the zombies! Go marry him!' No, in these situation, even our loving hearts would be yelling 'What the hell are you doing?! Get your fat ass up, and start shootin' some zombie noggins! You ain't dyin' because of some f*ucking asshole that will break your heart anyways!'
So that's why my number one rules is to NOT fall in love. What would that bring you anyways? Some sweet moments? A whole bunch of kisses a day? Nestling in a tent together, and forgetting about the world?
*sobs*
Ok, I'm ok now.
But loving someone could lead to things like... Wanting to save them, becoming depressed if you loose them or other serious cases. I know we all don't want people we love to die, but in these predicaments we have to forget about that and only focus on ourselves. That sounds selfish as hell, I know, but it's either kill or be killed. I would feel like the worst person in the world if I couldn't save someone I deeply cared about, but once they're in the Zombie's claws, they're gone forever. Please, don't forget that. I wouldn't want you guys gone too.
We're getting off topic, but that's about all I have to say.
Thanks for sticking by me everyone. You're all lovely. Have an amazing day, I know I won't :)
~Miruna
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