Tips On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Tip #12

I AM UPDATING LIKE 3 tips everyday pls bare with me ik it wont make up for all the time i havent update buttttttttttttt i have some other books too

Sorry

Love uui
~Melon

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Tip #12: Oh hey let's settle down next to this random gas powered generator. I'm sure it won't attract anything.

'Avoid gas powered generators, as they produce a lot of unwanted noise which will attract unwanted undead creatures.'

So unwanted.

Anyhoodle..

Let's be honest here, and say that no one would actually randomly stop by a gas powered genrator, but in circumstances as such, there is a 34.21% chance that these mechanisms might be of useful, but hey what do I know about life?

Well the whole point of this tip is pretty much stay way from any kind of generators or mechanisms that could cause great noise which will attract the zambies. We've already pretty much been through this topic, but I guess this could be am example of what to stay away from. Here are some others:

-Alarm secured stores
We all know we're stealing out food.

-Any noisy electric appliances

-Guns?
Ha. We're bound to use them at some point so don't bother.

-Cars secured with alarms.
Better start practicing your lock picking skills, because smashing windows isn't an option anymore.

-Stores with Tellies that are on 24/7 repeatedly playing advertisements on and on and on..

I could still go on, but I'm quite sure you can figure out the places yourselves, young grasshoppers.

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HOLA
ES ME MELON

ty for ready ilysm and damn 1.1k

ILYILYILYILYILY

that awkward moment when ur dumb book actually gets notices

Tbh the book was probably all like:

NOTIS ME SENPAI ⊙ω⊙