Tips On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Tip #7

Hello my Survivor friends! Ready for today's tip? I sure hope so! Enjoy.

Tip #7: Gotta start thinking of three backup plans, unless... You know... I wanna die! Which is soo not on my bucket list right now..

'Have at least three backup plans. What happens when the only exit is blocked by the undead? Think ahead.'

Now, don't go all crazy, because the Zombie Outbreak has yet to start so you have plenty of time to come up with a few hundred backup plans. Isn't that right? Yes. But just for the record, whoever wrote this tip is absolutely and completely brilliant. I've never thought about coming up with a backup plan. So, in this tip instead of writing a short story, I'll write a few backup plans I've come up with that might help you. You can thank me when we are the only ones alive.

- If you're cornered by a whole bunch of Zombies and you think there's no way out, think again. Let's say that you have been in this part of city before, and you've left a few weapons hidden around. Weaponless, for the moment, you begin to reach out for the shotgun you've left hidden behind a nearby dumpster. Sure, the gun will cause great noise, and believe me in these circumstances the slightest, faintest sound is undersirable, but even if causing sounds, you will at least rid of the undead cornering you, and might have just about enought time to take cover.

-Seven letters; S.H.E.L.T.E.R.

Now, we all know that it's never safe to stay in the same exact spot for far too long. Wait, you don't? Well, now you do. Zombies find us immensly delctable, and their sense of smell has yet to perish. What if that said Zombie picks up yout scent and tracks you down? We wouldn't want that, now would we? I suggest you find a few places where it would be safe to set up a shelter to stay for the night. I'm pretty sure that at some point it's going to be obligatory to return to the same spot you have been like, 4 moths ago. For your own safety. In the Zombie Apocalypse we're going to have to keep moving from town to town, city to city and if really necessary country to country.

-We're always hungry anyways.

Back to the topic of leaving things scattered around concealed by other objects. Just like weapons, it is indispensable that we also try to hide provisons. Not too much, but just enough to keep you, and your companion/companions alive. This is optional, but I think it would be a good choice. You're going to have to visit the same place a few times trust me, I know. Imagine how it would feel to come from a long journey and knowing that you don't have to walk 938,837,282,982 miles to get supplies. Wouldn't that feel awesome? I reckon it would.

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Miruna & Rey