Hello AMIGOS!
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Hello fellow readers! I welcome you to tip number ten. Let's get started, shall we?
Tip #9: Keep your hair short, and your clothes tight. This will prevent the zombies from grabbing you.
Let's start with the fact that I almost cried because of this tip. Keep your hair short? I'm a girl, I might be a tomboy, but my hair is my baby and I would literally perish if someone even attempted to cut my hair. He who even dares touch my hair shall live in infamy for the rest of his pathetic, short life, I'm not even kidding right now. But considering we would have to undertake a hegira, might as well get rid of it since my baby will only stand in the way of what I hanker to achieve; survival. Hair can be excessively exasperating, trust.
As for the clothes, I kind of have the same argument. I like my clothes to be loose-fitting and comfortable, tight clothes are not going to work for me, but then again I'd rather be uncomfortable than die. . . The odds are that the undead will strive to get a grip on you in whatever possible way they can. PLus if a zombie tries to grab me by the hair. . . That would be excruciatingly agonizing. Chances are that even if a zombie takes hold of your clothes you can still escape. How? Well, clothes eventually rip apart hence the more you struggle to get out of their blood-covered claws the more chance you've got of escape since the material is going to tear apart.
Might as well start mourning my dear, precious hair and clothes while I still have them 'cause once the Zombie Outbreak begins they'll have to go.
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*sobs*
thx 4 reading my shit
ILy guys <3
~Miruna
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