Ash: ...Great-great-grandpa Jack?!
Jack: Beg your pardon?
Ash: Ah no way! Alright listen I'm your great great grandson Ash I'm from the future! And I got shot back to this time period by a vortex after I read from the Necronomicon saving the world from a bunch of zombie furries!
Jack: Comrade, how much of that whiskey have you had?
Ash: I'm as sober as ever! Listen is there anyway you can help me? You guys got a magician or something?
Jack: Uh...we have a gypsy psychic here named Madame LeGrange, but she's probably a frau—
Ash: Oh great! I'm saved! Where is she at?
Jack: Well, since I probably can't change your mind I'll take you to her.
Ash: Aw thanks Gramps! Lead the way!
Jack: ...
And so...
*Ash and Jack are walking through the desert*
Jack: I've been meanin' to ask, what's that big sharp thingy you're haulin' on your back?
Ash: Oh this? *Pulls out his chainsaw* My trusty Excalibur blade! I use this baby to wipe out any and all evil that crosses my path! Just watch. *Attaches it to his stump and revs it up* Ya! *Slices a nearby cactus in half*
Jack: Wow.
*They hear a loud roar in the distance*
Ash: The hell is that?
Jack: That's a monster that's been tormenting us. It's been attacking our cattle and sometimes, our townsfolk.
Ash: Ah.
Jack: Hey, maybe you can help us with it, bet it wouldn't stand a chance against your magic sword.
Ash: Oh no, I'm here to get out of here. Soon as I figure out how to leave, I'm leaving.
Jack: If you say so...
*It roars again*
Jack: We should get running...that roar means it's close.
*They look in the distance. It's coming close...it's a giant lizard like monster with blank white eyes*
Ash: ...white eyes?
Jack: C'mon! Her wagon is just up ahead! *Points to it*
Ash: Right behind ya Gramps!
*They run, they duck into the wagon as the monster scurries past them*
Jack: That was close!
Voice: Ah, guests! I've been expecting you!
*They look over, there's a pretty young woman about early 30s, dressed in lavish robes and cloths all in dark vibrant shades of red and purple*
Woman: Hello Marshal Williams. And hello Ash Williams. I understand you are a man lost in time.
Jack: How did she know—
Woman: I am Madame LeGrange. Lovely to meet you my dear.
Ash: O_O
To be continued
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Evil Dead Adventures
FanfictionIn the 80s, Ash Williams was flung into the year 1300 A.D. where he saved a kingdom from the Army of Darkness, after which he was given a potion that would make him sleep for 600 years and wake up back in his own time. But Ash slept too long and wok...
