*Ash is home at his apartment watching TV*
Ash: Holy shit this Shrek movie is incredible! I don't think I've ever seen anything as beautiful as this!
*the news interrupts*
News: We interrupt this program to bring you this important news!
Ash: Aw no! No no no no! *frantically looks for the remote*
News: The town is being overrun by zombie furries!
Ash: Zombie what now?
*the tv switches to a shot of the town overrun by zombie furries*
Reporter: We don't know what caused it but they're infecting everyone! It's so horrifying it's—no...no...get away from me!
Zombie Fox furry: Join us UwU!
Reporter: No, don't touch me! AAAAAAAAA!
*the zombie furry bites him*
Ash: But how could this have—oh no.
*flashback to the night before, where Ash had a girl over and they got super high*
Ash: Heh, hey you wanna see some crazy shit?
*pulls out the necronomicon*
Girl: Wow what's that?
Ash: The Necronomicon, book of the damned.
Girl: Wicked.
Ash: *takes a puff* if you read from it you'll release demons*
Girl: Whoa...dare you read from it.
Ash: Ok...*reads a passage*
*flashback over*
Ash: ...ah shit. I gotta stop getting high. Welp, time to go kick some ass.
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Evil Dead Adventures
FanfictionIn the 80s, Ash Williams was flung into the year 1300 A.D. where he saved a kingdom from the Army of Darkness, after which he was given a potion that would make him sleep for 600 years and wake up back in his own time. But Ash slept too long and wok...
