*Ash, Jack and Madame LeGrange are back at the saloon*
Ash: Hey LeGrange, I've been meaning to ask you something...there anything you can tell me about this? *hands her the rooster stone he found earlier before*
Madame LeGrange: Ah, zis is a very special talisman, mon ami. It will help you in your time of need.
Ash: Why is that always the response whenever there's a magic item?
*Just then, Benny from earlier plops right down next to Ash*
Benny: So stranger, looks like you've lasted longer than I expected.
Jack: Hey leave him alone Benny.
Ash: It's alright Gramps he's just the person I wanted to see.
Benny: Oh really, and just why is that?
Ash: Marshal and I are making an excursion tomorrow. Could use another set of hands.
Benny: And just what, pray tell, is this excursion, stranger?
Ash: Taking down that ugly cow-eating lizard monster.
Benny: Oh really?
Ash: Yep.
*Benny looks over at Jack, who nods*
Benny: ...HA HA HA HA! Y'all crazy, it's suicide! HA HA HA HA! ...ah, fuck it. I'll join your little posse.
Ash: We leave at sunrise tomorrow, welcome to the team. *shakes his hand*
Benny: I like your style, stranger. Hey bartender, bring up two sarsaparillas!
*Bartender slides over two sarsparillas across the table*
Ash: Thanks. *they clink their drinks* And the name's Ash.
Benny: Well Ash, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!
NEXT: We finally get to the action!
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Evil Dead Adventures
FanfictionIn the 80s, Ash Williams was flung into the year 1300 A.D. where he saved a kingdom from the Army of Darkness, after which he was given a potion that would make him sleep for 600 years and wake up back in his own time. But Ash slept too long and wok...
