Danny Sexbang X Reader

Ch. 44-Topical Porn Discussions

"For real though how do you do that?"

"That's crazy!"

"Man your so cool."

I blush, I haven't gotten this much attention sense when? Probably never. I love to sit and soak up all the love and attention these people are giving me.

"Wanna do it again?" I ask Dan with a smile. He shakes his head and gives me a weak smile in return.

"Witch craft." He says.

"Nope. Just the powers of my mind."

"This is gunna sound hella creepy but, can I try?" Ross says as we get up and hustle out the pizzeria.

"Maybe when you aren't wearing a dress." I boop his nose as he turns in the direction of his car.

"I'll meet you at the Grump space? Come on Kevin."

"Alright I guess." I shout to him. "Come on guys lets get going. I'll change and then we can head over to more boners."

"Hehe alright." Suzy says.

"By change do you mean taking off that jacket and putting on your new one?" Dan asks.

"Maybe..." I smirk.

"MUSIC TIME!" Arin practically hurls himself into the passenger side and plugs his phone into my car.

"Turn down the volume before-" I'm cut off by unimaginably loud music.

"Again?!" Barry yells as we all cover our ears.

Arin turns down the dial, smiling sheepishly.

"Before you blow out our ears again." I finish my sentence.

"Oops."

"Are you even sorry?" I laugh.

"Nope!" Arin says adjusting his music to a comfortable level.

"Uum... Dan! Will you text my friends and see if they're headed home yet? Hold...on... Lemme just... Type my password." I quickly punch in my password which happens to be "porn", because who would ever guess that? "Here." I toss my phone back to him.

"Who do I text?" He asks.

"Go to messages, make a new one, put in the contacts Kit, Kara, Lauren, Em, Emily, and Marshmallow." I say while maneuvering the road.

"What do I tell them?" He asks.

"Umm, just ask if they're coming home now I guess." I say.

"Done... Oh mah gawd, (Y/N)." Dan says.

"Oh no. Dan...?" I ask suspiciously.

"I'm checking your search history. Right now." Dan says. I can hear the smirk in his voice.

"Dan that is not a good idea. You have no clue what I search up on that phone."

"That sounds like a yes to me!" Dan says.

"Dan no. I will unmercifully give you boners, day and night, understand?" There's no way I can let Dan know my Google search history.

"I might just be able to live with that." He teases.

"Suzy, the sensible one, will you take my phone away from him? Please." I beg.

"Mm as interesting as hearing your Google search history is, alright." Suzy swiftly snatches my phone from Dan.

"Hehe. Maybe sometime but after I double check everything." I say to Dan who is probably overly pouting on purpose behind me.

"I bet it's porn. There's no way she can be a virgin for this long without watching porn." Arin says.

I sock him in the arm. Mostly because he's right.

"Ow! What was that for?" He says rubbing his arm. I didn't hit him that hard.

"I wonder what kind of porn (Y/N) likes, hu Dan?" Barry says from the backseat.

"Oh god. You know what? I'm just going to let this topical discussion about me watching porn go on. So Barry, what kind of porn do you think I like?" I say.

"I don't know, maybe bisexual porn? I thought we could get you mad."

"Hehe. Excluding that slip up with Dan it's relatively hard."

"Oh yes you never told me about that." Suzy says.

"Woah woah, what happened?"

"Nothi-" I'm cut off.

"She jumped off her roof because of me." Dan says, sadly.

"What! Ok explain that."

"After we go inside, cause were here." I say turning off my car. Discussions