Natasha Romanoff Oneshots

Avengers Groupchat

Warnings: None
Word Count: 267

Witchy Bitch: Wanda
Iron Can: Tony
Capsicle: Steve
God of simps: Thor
Shrek: Bruce
Hot Russian: Nat (Obviously)
Katniss: clint
Y/n: You

Everyone else was busy lol

___Tony can't name a Groupchat___

Iron Can
Guys Guys, We have a problem!!!

Capsicle
Yes Tony?

God Of Simps
What is it?

Witchy Bitch
What's wrong?

Iron Can
The horny people.

*Y/n Left the Chat*

*Hot Russian left the Chat*

Witchy Bitch
Y/n and nat?

Shrek
What's wrong with the horny people?

Witchy Bitch
Besides the obvious.

Iron Can
You know how we put Y/n and Nat in horny jail???

Witchy Bitch
....yes?

Capsicle
What about it?

*Iron Can Added Y/n and 1 other to Tony can't name a Groupchat*

Iron Can
What do you think the horny people are gonna do in horny jail? WHEN ALL OF THE HORNY PEOPLE ARE IN HORNY JAIL!

*Y/n Left the Chat*

*Hot Russian Left the Chat*

Capsicle
What do you mean Tony?

Seen

Witchy Bitch
Oh God! NO!

Iron Can
You hear what I'm fucking saying!?

*Katniss Added Y/n and 1 other to Tony Can't name a Groupchat*

Iron Can
They're Gonna Fuck!

Capsicle
Launguage! And know the girls know better.

Witchy Bitch
Steven... no we don't

Iron Can
Wanda.... no! Bad Wanda heel!!!

Witchy Bitch
Tf I'm not a dog Tony.

Y/n                      
Aha ha. Comedy.

Hot Russian
When you lot leaving again?

Iron Can
Na na na! Y/n is coming along now.
No more doing the devil's Tango.

Y/n             
What? NO!

*Y/n Left the chat*