Sarcasm [F]

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by M4rvel3000

by M4rvel3000

Warnings: None, just sarcasm lol
Word Count: 376

It was a peaceful Thursday afternoon and I sat up in bed after realising I had been reading since 1 it was now 4 and I also realised I haven't annoyed anyone today.

"Nat" I whined, no response.

"Nattie" I whined once again, No reply.

"Nattie-kins" I whined louder, still nothing.

I sighed and got up, I walked downstairs and Natasha was in her office on an important call I smirked to myself "I'm Sorry do you prefer Nat-Attack, Is that what they say on missions when they need you?!" I started laughing at the doorframe, nat glared at me and Tony walked past.

"Y/n why are you disrupting Nat's call?" Tony smirked at me and I was on the floor gasping for air.

"Nat-Attack!" I giggled and Tony laughed along with me. Then a 3rd laugh was heard.

"You too Clint? Reallllll mature." Nat groaned annoyed while pinching the bridge of her nose, I think she was contemplating murder.

We heard a small screech. "She's angry! Run!" Clint yelled from the vent then scurried away.

Tony dragged me away feet first while I flipped off nat, bonus she couldn't come to kill us because of that 'important call'

"Ahahaha! I win!!" I screamed to nat Tony just quickly dragged me to the lift.

"JARVIS, My lab." Tony told his AI and the lift started moving."Are you crazy?!" He asked me as the lift started moving.

I giggled "mmmmmmmhhhhmmm"

"Y/n- Wait Are you drunk?!" Tony asked me seriously raising his voice a little as the lift stopped.

"What? No! Of course not! I was bored." I huffed. And Tony took me into the lab for the rest of the day.

At 8 pm.
"Ughhhhh Tony, why am I here??" I groaned annoyed as Tony messed around with his suits.

"You messed with nat at the worst possible time. And nat said she'd NEVER step foot on my lab after I hit her with that spanner." Tony said waving a spanner around, I just glared and turned around.

5 minutes later I stood up. "Tony. I'm gonna go." I muttered and I walked to the stairs.

"Your funeral," Tony said sarcastically as I left the lab.