Natasha Romanoff Oneshots

Phone number shenanigans [F]

Warnings: None
Word Count: 867

-y/n decides to text her number neighbour not realising who it could be-

Nat is 28
You are 27

Y/n's Pov
I was bored at work and All of my friends had sided with my bitchy cousin who turned them against me so I was lonely and bored. I picked up my phone and typed up my phone number but I changed the last digit so I'd text my number neighbour.

Me:
Hiya! How are you?

???:
Who Is This?

Me:
Y/n, your number neighbour! :)

???:
What is a number neighbour?

Me:
Basically you have the same phone number but the last digit is one-off, that make sense?

???:
Yeah, actually It does! I'm Natasha

Me:
.....can I call you Tasha? 🥺

???:
Seeing as I somehow like you, yes.

Me:
Awww, you like me? I like you too!

You changed ??? To
Tasha Loml

Tasha Loml:
Love Of your life? Really, I could
be a 54-year-old man y/n

Me:
And? I have Daddy issues.

Tasha Loml:
I didn't even know my dad lmao

Me:
Omg, we were meant to be, see??

Tasha Loml:
Maybe

Tasha Loml changed ??? To
Y/n/n Loml

Me:
Aw! Yay! I love it.

Tasha Loml:
How old are you? I'm not texting like a 12-year-old, right?

Me:
I'm 27, you are 54, right Tasha?

Tahsa Loml:
I'm 43.

Me:
Oh

Tasha Loml:
Oh, I'm kidding! I'm 28.
You're gullible, poor thing

Me:
So where do you work?
I'm busy working a 48 shift at the hospital 🥲

Tasha Loml:
Where are you?

Me:
......that's creepy

Me:
why do you wanna know?

Tasha Loml:
My team needs a new doctor, our old one quit, something about too many lab explosions or something. 🤷‍♀️

Me:
Currently, I'm in Brooklyn, New York

Tasha Loml:
You don't say, how would you like to come work for the Avengers?