Mechanos: Ladies and gentlemen, I will tell you how I became a hamburger. (True story).
It was one day, I was taking a normal stroll inside a random neck when I saw a woman. This is what happened.
Idea: Come with me, I will lead you someplace where we can be alone.
I nodded and accepted but I shouldn't have done that... Little did I know that I did something wrong... very wrong...
Idea: *crossing her arms and slightly bending over* Now that we are here- HUH?!
SFX: Pottery smash
Idea: CRETIN, STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! AUGH, PEST!
Mechanos: ?
Idea: As if I'd be pleasant and sympathetic with you!
She turned me into a hamburger because of my strange stare...
Mechanos: Next time on Mechanos The Hamburger, Episode 8: Real Backstory Reveal.
Grace: Everyone loves me, I should have been included!
Idea: No, "Nobody likes you" is the correct term.
I am the one everyone loves.
Esu: Turning him into a hamburger just made him look even worse at you...
Idea: Could you get anymore worse?! Refrain from saying what wasn't planned!
Sakura: Wanna know a joke?
Idea: Yes?
Sakura: You.
YOU ARE READING
Disgaea 0,24: Inclination of Lies
ActionRated T 13+ like every Disgaea games, but there are a lot of questionable and inappropriate moments, I say you should probably be a little bit older to read that. /See detailed age ratings on the main page/ This is fanmade and unaffiliated with the...
