/I took the title, of course I did/
Idea: *hardly lifting Mechanos* M-Mechanos y-you are too heavy...!
Nozomi: What's going on?
Idea: Unh... Mechanos is way too heavy, I cannot lift it or breathe properly!
Mechanos: *sighs*
Nozomi: Why do you want to lift it?
Idea: I lift it so I can drag it to the sofa... Mmhngh...!
Nozomi: You don't need to do that, it can walk.
Idea: It cannot w...alk! I...t is heavy! Wa...y too much...! It's kiiiilling m...e....!
Nozomi: Hmm, you are just as heavy, atleast twice less. I saw a ceiling shook when you walked once.
Idea: Wh-Why are you allowed to call women heavy?!
Nozomi: I am a woman too, you are just relying on stereotypes that all women or girls should be considered pure and not harsh. But I'm pure, totally.
Idea: No, you are a demonoidphobe!! And I do not rely on said stereotypes, but you made me say one!!
Idea flicked her tail. She accidentally slipped her left hand and Mechanos fell, it was pierced by some of Idea's red sharp parts that were at this side. A scream coming from Idea could be heard as she dropped down. Mechanos didn't even screamed or ranted it's pain, it just made a low sound and didn't show emotions either.)
SFX: CLASHING THUDS
Nozomi: ...
Idea got up with difficulties and whimpered, showing an expression of lament.)
Idea: Waaaaa-waaa! Waaaa! Wowo! Mechanos, you idiot! Waaaa! Waaaaah!!
Mechanos: *gets up and carries Idea instead, he runs while holding her*
Idea: *mouth very open with pupils widened* What?!!
Idea is thrown, she starts to cry again, twice louder than before.)
Idea: WAAAAAAAAH!!!
Mechanos: I am really sorry, I didn't mean to do that... It was merely a malfunction...
Piro: *from the other side of the room* SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!
Idea: Mmmmmh!
Piro: *gets to the room, looks at Idea's snot and blows air horns at her*
Idea: *vomits*
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Disgaea 0,24: Inclination of Lies
ActionRated T 13+ like every Disgaea games, but there are a lot of questionable and inappropriate moments, I say you should probably be a little bit older to read that. /See detailed age ratings on the main page/ This is fanmade and unaffiliated with the...
