Ellen (As Ellenia): My name is Ellenia, I am a royal 10 years old and a girl from the region of Gaglar! Soon I'll get my first Poketto Monster and become a Poketto Educator! Poketto Monsters are creatures that coexist with us, humans. We use them for eternal captivity and suffering, isn't that nice?
Esu: That's not nice... and you got it all wrong...
Ellen (As Ellenia): *makes a weird expression* If I don't get my first one, wild Poketto Monsters are going to hit me very hard from the tall grass! /Note: There's no tall grass/ I'll collect badges and win the League for good! Ok, motiiiivated! *bumps into a random structure* Ouch...
Acqua Town
Piro (As Professor Shrub): I'm Professor Shrub, a manly guy with weak muscles and pissy eyelashes, also wearing a candy cane under a lab coat. What Poketto Monster do you want? Preeny, /Dong Type/ Preeny /Fat Type/, or Preeny? /Dumb Type/
Ellen (As Ellenia): They all have the same name...
Esu: The name's Esu, I chose a Poketto Monster too, being yer rival. The one you have seems awful, I know you're going to lose like the wimp ya are. Battle me!
Ellen (As Ellenia): But you just picked the opposite type from mine.
Esu: I KNOW! Ugh!
Earrape.)
Ellen (As Ellenia): *she took out her Poketto Ball* Preeny, go! Use HYYYYYYPER STRIIIIIIKER EEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!
Esu: Unfortunately for ya, this isn't a real move.
Esu freaking defeats her.)
Ellen (As Ellenia): Arghhh!
Nozomi: Next time on Pok*mon, Episode 14: Barmy, Not the Full Shilling, Loony, Off One's Trolley, Off One's Trolley, Thick As Two Short Planks.
Ellen (As Ellenia): No, no, no!
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Disgaea 0,24: Inclination of Lies
ActionRated T 13+ like every Disgaea games, but there are a lot of questionable and inappropriate moments, I say you should probably be a little bit older to read that. /See detailed age ratings on the main page/ This is fanmade and unaffiliated with the...
