Other Tutorial Dialogues

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Manaki: Oh my gosh! I'm Manaki Arifu the Mana Girl! It's totally nice to meet you, uh, I guess, naki... I'm here to teach the dumbest players how to play this game better and I'm also on top of the human species, but I'm an idiot because I'm an idiot. Hah, enough of that pointless talk, naki. I have two acquaintances that will assist my job as a gaming guide.

Chia: With me, Chia Ouen, everything will go BOOM!

Rieko: I can't really hear you all...

She looks at them.)

Manaki: They are weird... I forgot to say that, naki...

Chia: Excuse me?

Manaki: Tip #1 Grinding.

Since we'll be explaining and getting with the most difficult concepts, I'll just get the info straight off the bat. This is a game of strategy, and being the only way to accomplish your goals, you'll need to rely on things like practicing back to the first stages and stuff like that. But with that in mind, you've got to know when to grind, when to be smart, when to not grind, and for that matter, it isn't the hardest entry you should just be aware of not getting punished by one of the endings, naki...

Chia: One of the endings?

Manaki: Pfft. Not like you need me to tell you that, naki.

Chia: I'm not afraid of the truth! I've been played a million times and I'm totally not gonna fall for that again. And if you're going to tell me it's not like I have to be worried about that, then I won't be worried!

Manaki: ...

Rieko: ...

Manaki: Tip #2 Exp.

For allies experience gain, you can use the exp cards you find. Not only does that new gameplay mechanic opens the way to advancing, it also covers openings to give extra levels. I don't recommend you to go kill your own teammates if you want to... As always, don't do that in any of the games.

Tip #3 Needs.

It takes time to buff and boost your units. In the Item World you'll encounter a character called Sir Genie, a character who improves any stats for you and provides a random amount of stimpacks, naki. Keep in mind though that he doesn't mean to be the best helper, so try to find different ways to get those improvements for your items.

Chia: Stimpacks? Like for boosting?

Manaki: No, just for keeping health active. Stimpacks will always have an effect for duration even if you don't use them, naki.

Tip #4 Boss.

Oh, the bosses! They are sooo hard, but if you have the stamina to pull them off, you'll be rewarded for it. If you try to kill them without using strong parties, they can use special attacks that damage your whole team. This is why teaming up is so crucial. If you are on a team with enough members, then it'll be so much easier to push and pull off the bosses.

Boss example:

Titties: HOW'S YOUR FATHER??

Manaki: *beats Titties*

Rieko: I-I'm not the only one who's grossed out, right?

Manaki: Tip #5 Loaded.

If your unit's an Accel Ranger, you can trigger your true potential by activating a power named "Loaded". While being in Loaded, your number of damages that comes with your skills go higher and you have more chances to inflict Critical Hits and increase Apt by 80%. I'm a Mana Girl so skills really do matter to me, naki.

Chia: Hmhmhm...

Manaki: Chia...?

Chia: ............. *puts on a bomb suit*

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/EXPLOSION/

The whole place is now annihilated and bombed. RIP, this girl really thought she was an Accel Ranger and unleashing her so-called Loaded.)

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