Disgaea 0,24: Inclination of Lies

EPISODE 11 - AN AWFUL CHANGE

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The rangers were walking and arrived at the country called "Acirema")

Nozomi: Wow! This place looks like a park! It can be so much fun!

Ellen: I have a question, what is the name of this country?

Nozomi: Acirema, I think that's a weird name...

Sakura: You know, it's not really the name of this country too, it's the name of the continent. The name of this country is The States United, abbreviated as SU.

Nozomi: Oh well, let's just call it the name of this park for now.

Sakura: It's not a park either. I heard that if you lie, you get killed here. Who are most people in this country even still alive with a law like that? I guess that The Dark Overlord or any subordinates can't come if that's true.

Piro: That doesn't mean anything, they're too powerful to get killed by humans and as long as they don't lie, well... You know the rest.

Ellen: But they would love to break the law, wouldn't they?

Sakura: I still can't believe that Lilli's alive. It seemed so inanimate.

Irise: Y-Yes.

Nozomi: Isn't your doll, uh, haunted or possessed?

Irise: Wh-What?! She isn't! It's just a doll.

Sakura: "She"?

Nozomi: I thought that dolls could be possessed.

Irise: No, that happens in movies, mine is fine.

Nozomi: You sure your doll isn't haunted or a demon like you were before?

Irise: N-No, she isn't, I told you!

Sakura: Warning, Irise. People are killed if they lie here and you already got that.

Irise: *sighs* This is actually correct... She's haunted... Um... She can be a little odd...

Grace: Odd? She looks like a weird doll that someone got angry at and threw against a wall. Do you really think I'm scared of her?

Mechanos: ...No comment.

Sakura: Irise, please continue saying what you started.

Irise: Lilli's odd tendencies consist of being maniacal, always laughing and smiling constantly, having an incredible pathological need for attention and wanting to snap arms. She talks very slowly and repeats vowels.

Sakura: Th-That's creepy, stop keeping her...

Irise: Why? I can calm her easily when she has murderous intents and she always listen to me. *in a soft voice*

Sakura: Hmm...

Lilli: *makes a sound with her mouth*

Nozomi: Hah-ha! She spoke again!

Lilli: *sneers* Iiiit's... meeee.

Nozomi: Hiya Lilli! Nice to meetcha! What's up, what's up?! Heehee hee! We're going to be great buddies together!

Irise: O-Oh no, don't try to convice her to change of owner!

Nozomi: Nah, nah, I'm not doing that, I'm not going to take her with me only... That would be weird, right? I have no intention of going back home!

Irise: We aren't going back home now.

Lilli: Haha... Iriiiise! Iryyyy! *blushes happily*

Esu: *sighs in exasperation* =_=